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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

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me every day cause I don’t understand anything

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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💌

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International Man of Food

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Boys who stick their tongues out when they jerk off btw

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Slings and arrows, Marc Burckhardt

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Slings and arrows, Marc Burckhardt

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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

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grandpa pussy attack

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Nothing is hotter than seeing transmascs spread their legs when they sit. Hell yeah king, show me your non-verbal dominance. Get comfortable in your seat and heave your chin high. Look down on your subjects and gaze upon your kingdom. Lift one finger up and I’ll be at your side. Fulfilling any and all of your desires. The world is yours, my liege.