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Let's make puzzles with mama

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Cans is cool and awesome

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Can bro get off of Tumblr at the function

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Cans followed my car it was so scaryyyy

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Life if I didn't get scared driving around pedestrians (it would be worse id probably hit someone )

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what

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don’t talk to me or my transgender husband or my transgender wife or their weird shakespearean third ever again

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my cringefail king... he hath returned

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Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

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rarepair that only me and oomf give a fuck about

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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

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