vulpes-aestatis
vulpes-aestatis
Summer Thyme
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Hi! I'm Char ([xe/xyr]/they/she): agender transfemme, mom, foxgirl, werewolf, synth nerd & lover of sapphic fairy tales. AO3: Charj3
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vulpes-aestatis · 2 hours ago
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Happy naming day to me!
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vulpes-aestatis · 7 hours ago
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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”
“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.
“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
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vulpes-aestatis · 7 hours ago
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cishet people saying "everything is queer now :/" are so funny to me. how much heteronormativity do i witness everyday just. living life, taking public transport, at the grocery store. my joy when i see someone with pride pins on their backpack or gay people holding hands or gnc people or just. any little hint of queer joy. just because you havent unlearned that cis-heteronormativity isnt a "natural" base setting, making it invisible to you, making any deviation from it is wild and loud and everywhere to you. well that doesn't mean shit. choke, actually,
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vulpes-aestatis · 7 hours ago
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vulpes-aestatis · 16 hours ago
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Another one of those moments where I had to put the book down and stare at the wall for a little bit
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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my humble first attempt at a murderbot. i think i accidentally took 400 billion creative liberties but that's ok <3 i hope the fandom accepts my offering. please vehicular manslaughterbbot fandom im.baby 🙏
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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hell yeah
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lomo turquoise 30 second exposure on a guardrail post
polaroid 110a (2x3 graflex converted)
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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picture from Mars
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lomo turquoise
polaroid 110a (2x3 graflok converted)
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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have you ever lived on a us military base?
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.
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vulpes-aestatis · 17 hours ago
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does this at your place in the middle of board game night
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vulpes-aestatis · 18 hours ago
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Not only are you great, you’re also super wonderful 💜
Y'all are so nice to me when I'm feeling down. I love you
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vulpes-aestatis · 18 hours ago
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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vulpes-aestatis · 19 hours ago
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vulpes-aestatis · 19 hours ago
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vulpes-aestatis · 19 hours ago
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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
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