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Happy naming day to me!

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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cishet people saying "everything is queer now :/" are so funny to me. how much heteronormativity do i witness everyday just. living life, taking public transport, at the grocery store. my joy when i see someone with pride pins on their backpack or gay people holding hands or gnc people or just. any little hint of queer joy. just because you havent unlearned that cis-heteronormativity isnt a "natural" base setting, making it invisible to you, making any deviation from it is wild and loud and everywhere to you. well that doesn't mean shit. choke, actually,

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Another one of those moments where I had to put the book down and stare at the wall for a little bit

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my humble first attempt at a murderbot. i think i accidentally took 400 billion creative liberties but that's ok <3 i hope the fandom accepts my offering. please vehicular manslaughterbbot fandom im.baby 🙏

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hell yeah

lomo turquoise 30 second exposure on a guardrail post

polaroid 110a (2x3 graflex converted)

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picture from Mars

lomo turquoise

polaroid 110a (2x3 graflok converted)

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have you ever lived on a us military base?

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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does this at your place in the middle of board game night

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Not only are you great, you’re also super wonderful 💜

Y'all are so nice to me when I'm feeling down. I love you

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life