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Fun fact: since there is no canonically physical Cecil, you are never and always cosplaying him, you’re just not always aware of it.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.

Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.

But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.

That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.

Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.

Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.

I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.

I want my door guy back.

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Thank you for tagging me! Sorry i'm almost an entire month late-

...yikes

@indelible-waltz @field-cryptobotanist @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @juyuu @buried-in-the-archives @hauntedcoyote @mossy-stormcloud @sleeping-arsonist @watchers-tea @buggycat @granitefloor @bug-ina-rug @podcasts-rotting-chaos @saint-crispy @parasitic-saint @dairisrls @angsty-worm @skyeoak @justaferalguy @encryptidarchivist + anyone :)

Made another quiz!

Not sure if the last one was a fluke or not but hope you enjoy!

@feline17ff @leespinoodle @taking-a-raincheck @itsmyturnonthegender @itsonlypolite @cattokuma @chaoticgoodandi @thisnameisjustforshorttime and of course, anyone who wants to join!

(once more inspired by @trickstersaint check them out if you want even cooler quizzes)

tw warning: Not sure exactly how to trigger warning this but it does get a bit dark (as the name probably suggests) so just be warned.

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Just started listening to Malevolent and as someone who's listened to all of TMA this man is truly living through statement-worthy events every single day of his life

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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

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“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

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obsessed with skreev. liam spent all of campaign three being the Resident Normal Guy and all that pent up freak had to come out somehow

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

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i love being on my laptop in bed like oohhh im on my laptop LOL! and im in bedddd

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whatever happens the rest of my life at least i will never again be 15 years old out at dinner with my family trying to talk my internet friend who i fully believe my parents will kill me if they find out about out of killing themselves while my parents keep asking me what im on my phone for

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That was a joke lol u do not have to follow me 😭

I was so sure i was already following you, but i guess i wasn't? I didn't realise i'd unfollowed you lmao i'm so sorry about that- and don't worry, you're not pressuring me at all :)

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Thanks for the tag!

I don't think i've ever felt so flattered by a quiz result lmao

@raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @skyeoak @mossy-stormcloud @awfullyqueerwriter @watchers-tea @field-cryptobotanist @moonsanoverthinker @alvin-draper @buried-in-the-archives @angsty-worm @lighthouseshepard @critterofthenight @spacetimeaccordionfolder @bat-luun @sleeping-arsonist @intrinsically-inclined @moon-the-delusional @thesaltyblobfish @podcasts-rotting-chaos @oxthemoron @fairylights-and-fireflies @voidvale @michaelshelleyenthusiast + anyone! :)

making a tag game!

do this uquiz:

and then this picrew! https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212965

Here’s mine :33

Open to anyone but tagging some mutuals to start! @red-velvet-0w0 @encryptidarchivist @awanderingrat @whereswolfe @love-is-5ever @your-fav-furby

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation