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SAHSR Characters listening to player rambling

I'm sorry if this is a little out of character, I didn't finish many parts of hsr yet. Some of these headcannons might seem OOC, do please forgive me. 😭

But here's my thoughts on how the characters of self aware hsr reacts to the Player and them rambling abt lore or sum crazy theory.

This is pt1 (belobog)

Bronya would probably be sitting in her office or standing idly in the battle when you started your rambling.

She would be VERY confused (and concerned if its FNAF)...though she'd also probably try to learn or mentally note what kind of lore you're rambling about.

Seele would be MADD if she hears about what Afton did, I just know it 😭. She'd be passionately agreeing mentally if you start rambling about your hate for him or sm. (She might attack harder in battles while pretending the IPC npc's are Afton, lmao).

Pela would LOVE to hear abt regular lore or whole ass stories...we all know her love for that series in game, so I don't doubt she'd be listening intently as you ramble (if she doesn't have work, that is.)

Gepard....sweet, poor Gepard. Lmao imagine you're rambling about genshin lore or honkai impact. Poor guy would be so concerned if he heard about Diluc and Kaeya's relationship. But he'd also enjoy you rambling about the nicer and calmer parts of the quests. (Probably ends up visiting Serval, just to subtly try to reassure himself that him and Serval won't ever be on bad terms, after hearing about Kaeya and Diluc lmao)

Serval would also like hearing about lore while she works in the shop! Especially if it's about music or anything similar to Stellarons, she'd be fiddling with something while listening to your voice while you talk about music (She'd be interested if she hears about Xinyan- since both of them have guitars)

Lynx would be camping outside while she listens to you. She likes hearing about relics or the adventures of the characters you watch (Especially if you like to talk about Dungeon Meshi or animes with adventuring like me lmao). I feel like she would like more calm lore rather than horror or something else.

Sampo IS FUCKING LOCKED IN. As soon as he hears ANYTHING about business or scamming people, he. Is. Listening. Bro is furiously writing notes in his lil' heart shaped notepad with a snake themed pen he got from Natasha or stole.(I just know he has one, I JUST KNOW).

Natasha is horrified...if you tend to talk about more medical horror or horror in general. Imagine she hears about Dottore or the MLP Infection au, girl is going to be so concerned 😭. She'd be extra vigilant for any diseases in her patients from then on.

Hook is a certified ADVENTURER at heart! She would love to listen to Pokemon or more lighthearted lore about fun characters! Girl would draw about it, and make up her own adventures based on what you ramble about. She doesnt like horror though. (She'd probably try to search for Klee to make her join her little gang lmao, until Natasha tells her rhat Klee isn't in HSR)

Clara...I don't know how to describe her (I'm sorry 😭). She would love hearing about the Golden Archipelago quest in Genshin, or anything remotely fairytale like or adventurous. She'd probably ask Svarog if he could make something similar to Dodoco or something like Amber's puppet. She's interested in hearing about any creative inventions from any anime or game you've seen.

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I'm half asleep writing this so forgive me but i need to write my thoughts about this goofy ass idea, 😭

about the hsr characters in self aware au hearing us ramble about nonsense.

I have a habit of talking or listening about topics whenever I'm alone and playing hsr. Like...I'd be rambling about the lore of FNAF or listening to a video of MatPat and games.

What if the characters, who are important or noticeable people in the storyline, can hear us? Can you imagine how TIRED or invested they'd be?

Should I write more about this...? I'm about to fall asleep so I'll write about it later if ppl want me to.

Edit:

I wrote a part 1 thanks to popular demand

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Mystic Flour Cookie??

DARK CACAO AND STORMBRINGER COOKIE?!?

MY LUCK IS AMAZING HOLY MOLY CANOLY

I'm so happy 😭 I waited for Mystic Flour for so long and she brought the other two with her just seconds later. On the normal gacha too

This is an absolute W.

Dawg this ain't helping my delulu. I like to imagine that they're self aware.

I was just lamenting that I didn't have her for Cloud Haetae and the lil' section of the kingdom I made for her...and she just popped up out of nowhere. Just staring at me...MENACINGLY.

Then Dark Cacao comes along?? Its like a 2 in 1 package, The man was like 'Nah, if she's getting pulled, I'm getting pulled too. I'm not letting her take the spotlight' 😭

I just got Awakened PV like yesterday too, man. IM ON A ROLL!! Noel I'm just missing Camellia Cookie to complete getting everyone 😙

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This is my personal opinion on the hypothetical situation of being bit by a vampire and how it's portrayed vs how I feel it would most likely be like.

Whenever I see or hear people thinking getting bit by a vampire is hot...I always can't help but think "that wouldn't even feel good, that would just hurt like shit"

Most of the time I see vampire fangs being as thick with a sharp top similar to a pencil tip....Can you imagine having 2 of those pencil tips digging hard enough into your neck to draw blood..?

Most people have been injected by a syringe, right? Imagine that but THICKER instead of longer, and having 2 of them going into your neck. That's just gonna be painful, not hot or sexy.

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