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YIPPEEE !! thank you guys :D

request idea if you still need some !! a little alien guy with a pacifier :3 /nf if you dont wanna draw anymore take your time and dw abt it !

here you go. s0rry if it's n0t what you want3d. diff3rent alter drew 1t. this is how 1 draw aliens but if y0u don't lik3 it 1 can ask host 2 redraw it.

plain text: here you go. sorry if it's not what you wanted. different alter drew it. this is how 1 draw aliens but if you don't like it 1 can ask host to redraw it.

- pix

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im holding macks penis hostage

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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i love snapchat filters

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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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sigh. i miss the permit office

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very

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Once more for those in the back.

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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ooo okay !! thank you :D

i need some name suggestions, i wanna collect names like genders, pronouns, and pokemon!! masc and enby names are preferred :D

(there pics of my linked in my pinned post !!)

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sending them back to evo

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you guys are all a bunch of fucking BOTTOMS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!

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ANJAHAHDHDHD I GOT MY LETTER OF RECONDATION FROM MY TEACHER AND ITS SO SWEET I LOVE HIM

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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WAIT DUDE YOUR SO HANDSOME /p/gen

𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦! 🐑💕

𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 24/7.

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if it counts for anything i wont leave :)/p

sending love, i hope you feel better soon, babes<3/p

𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘱.