Hey! I'm worm :) he/him pronouns. Insane about TMA, Pacific Rim, bad horror movies and much more lol. DMs always open!! Fanfics on my ao3 <3
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God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world
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everyone knows that cis people need to be less weird about trans bodies but trans people also need to be less weird about trans bodies. no one gaf if ur scared of bottom growth or thinks its weird. keep that shit to urself. ppl keep talking about normalising trans people who don't medically transition but like. don't normalise not wanting to medically transition to the point that medical transition is stigmatised bcs you guys r freaks about trans bodies. no one cares u think that either ftm or mtf bottom surgery is ugly or weird looking. keep that to urself
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A translation of British sayings, what non-British people think they mean, and their actual meaning.
#upsettingly accurate#being a very sarcastic but also direct autistic person here is fascinating#people don't know what to make of me lol
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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!
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Every day I learn something new about queer history.
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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I'm not big on personal monuments but I would love having a mausoleum for the express purpose of encouraging goths and others to take moody photo shoots in front of it. Wanna film a little indy horror movie with your phone at my final resting place? Go for it, baby.
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being beautiful is literally not even slightly important. bugs are going extinct
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when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written

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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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