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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar

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me on my way to draw another fucking androgynous guy in a top-down perspective

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Yes, this is EXACTLY what you voted for.

You voted for a clown sleep farting through his court case. A convicted felon and lifelong rapist. The swamp incarnate. A narcissist and fraud willing to do anything to enrich himself.

Voting for Harris/Walz was clearly better considering your kids' student debt and husband's job situation.

You picked the unserious choice. You lost.

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mama....

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treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

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i wanna fuck you like a liberal

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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“I’m Deacon, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, His Deekness, or uh, Dee, or El Deekerino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.” The crossover no one asked for that I had to provide. Let Deacon retire in peace post-game, goddamnit.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Cis men are trying to deflect and deny their manifest sexual abuse of women by creating the fictional 'trans women offender'.

Don't trust cis rape culture to protect women.

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During my last blood draw I was enjoying the phlebotomist and chatting while she did the lil tourniquet thing on my arm, and I looked away as I usually do to prep for having a needle stuck in me.

Then it was just a lot of palpating. Like. Too much. Repeatedly her fingers plumped vainly at my vein, hoping for more and finding nothing. I looked over and remembered I have the veins of a newborn baby bird and advised, “You’ll probably need a butterfly needle.”

I don’t know what the fuck a butterfly needle even is, I just know that my phlebotomists almost always need one for my wretchedly pitiful little veins.

Agonized she said, “We had a whole circus of kids through here for (I forget why a bus load of kids all needed their blood drawn, presumably to donate to witches on tinder or something) and we don’t get more butterfly needles until next week.”

I felt a little apprehensive at that point.

“But I got this!”

She sounded confident and she had complimented my jacket when I came in so I was feeling well disposed. I started booting my brain down to get my blood drawn, deciding to trust her.

It was a tiny bit pokey but I’ve had worse blood draws, and afterward she anxiously asked how she’d done which was sweet.

“Five stars,” I told her and hustled out, two vials of blood poorer.

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Taking care of the disabled and injured is human nature actually. We have evidence of our ancestors caring for folks with disabilities. We're a cooperative species that takes care of their own. If our starving, weary, and hunted ancestors could care for the disabled members of their tribe, in this era of modern medicine and abundant resources we absolutely can afford to do the same.

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ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.