waahto
waahto
Wife Guy™️
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I'M STUCK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
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waahto · 2 days ago
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to be the apprentice of thee almighty? why, it’s everything i’ve ever dreamed of and more🥺🥹🥹🥹. I thank you for your merciful and forgiving heart, my lord..
TONIGHT, THE WORLD SHALL BE BLENDED…
~ blender devotte nonnie
Good job blender anon!!! patting your head!!!
We shall blend everyone!!! You are a good apprentice!!! We can go out for cookies after!!
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waahto · 2 days ago
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hello all mighty blender god from the blender™️ i have collected sacrifices for thee 🫵 🫵🫵 ~ blender anon from the blender™️
huzzah! You have been forgiven for stealing my bit now that I know you are simply a devotee!! Good job blender anon! I am proud of you!!
TONIGHT... WE SHALL BLEND
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waahto · 2 days ago
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bitches would cower and flee if they knew the extent of my wips and half baked aus
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waahto · 3 days ago
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Hiiii can i put you in the blender pls it’s for science 🥺🥺🥺🥺
narrows eyes
who are you and why are you stealing my bit....
fine you can put me in the blender, but there's a fifty fiffty chance I eat through the blender
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waahto · 3 days ago
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yeah!! there's not much in there so you'd have a lot of space!!
if i was a littol singular spore would u let me float around in ur brain to be close to u
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waahto · 4 days ago
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sniffles
des anyone wanna rpf with me
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waahto · 6 days ago
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she means everyrhing to me. parrotx2 you will begin to cough in 3 days for fucking her over like this
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waahto · 6 days ago
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woah thats crazy!! I have to tell everyone about this!!
I should just start saying shit and see what happens
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waahto · 6 days ago
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say shit to me and I will absolutely believe you
I should just start saying shit and see what happens
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waahto · 7 days ago
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being a fan of a 2012 band with like 3 listeners is great cause i get top-notch high quality videos like so
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(our boy jack)
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waahto · 9 days ago
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okay man,,,,,
would I be shot if I wrote a yume drabble of me and my wife?
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waahto · 9 days ago
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yume drabble because I have free will.
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Wato was reading when Crypt stumbles into the room, flopping face first onto the bed near Wato’s feet. He let out a deep groan filled with the suffering of working minimum wage and shoved his face further into the mattress.
Wato barely looked up from her book. “You’re leaking void goop all over the blanket again.” She said, flipping the page.
Crypt let out another groan, but lifted up his head and looked up at Wato with big sad dog eyes.
“A kid dropped a gator again.” He whined. “I told him that the gator would move and not to panic and he still dropped it.” 
Wato flips another page. “Did you catch it?”
Crypt groaned again. “After five minutes of running after it!”
Wato put down her book and shuffled over to Crypt, running her fingers through his hair. She looked down at Crypt and stifled a laugh at his pathetic look. 
She leaned down to press her lips to his forehead. “C’mon, take your face off and help me go make dinner.”
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waahto · 9 days ago
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sniffles, this is my legacy
would I be shot if I wrote a yume drabble of me and my wife?
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waahto · 9 days ago
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is my tag on your blog watokisser.....
would I be shot if I wrote a yume drabble of me and my wife?
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waahto · 9 days ago
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would I be shot if I wrote a yume drabble of me and my wife?
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waahto · 9 days ago
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waahto · 9 days ago
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MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND DREW MY WIFE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK AT HER ART EVERYONE FOLLOW HIM PLEASE
hi darling,,, can you draw Wato pls....
- 🥩
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high effort wato for you. enjoy your wife.e.e...
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