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Wonder how bored the OP got of doing this 😂

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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October 2nd 1981

I’m so sick of this war. I was meant to be a department head in the ministry by this point. Dad’s connections would have ensured it. Instead I’m stuck fighting. I’m not a fighter! There’s a reason my animagus form is a rat. I just want to run and hide when things get tough.

Not that I can say any of this to anybody. They’re all so excited to be doing this. So noble, so valiant. I can just imagine if I tried to mention this to James,

“Oh but Wormy! Isn’t it great to have a purpose? To be able to help those less privileged than we were, than we are.”

Or Sirius,

“Don’t be a coward Wormtail. You’re a rat, not a mouse” (cue hysterical giggling).

Remus is probably most likely to get it, but even he would tell me that we have to keep fighting. But it’s ok for him. For all of them. I’m the least useful member of the Order by far. I’m not clever, or brave, or good at dueling. I’m just… me.

I think I’m going to go and heat up another pumpkin pasty.

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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

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Also because I assume everyone is like 16 reblog with your age in the tags?

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Alright Dobby, calm down!

I got a bunch of new socks today and I love them. I know it’s a ridiculous thing to obsess over but I LOVE THEM

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Why would we when you look so good?!?

Audrey Hepburn dress ❤️

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Probably late to the party but I'm enjoying The Dragons Gift books by Linsey Hall

anyone got any book recs with characters in their 20′s? 

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At a guess the same way as is meant in Germany where it means half an hour /until/ rather than half an hour /past/ so 7.30

As a trilingual the use of phrases like “half eight” to indicate time are homophobic as I’m gay and this inconveniences me, because I never fucking know if someone means it in a Britbong way or a Dutch way, in this essay I will

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Yay PoTS *rolls eyes*

it’s absolutely imperative that you pay attention in school

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@ myself: please, stop talking

just stop

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Oh my god. Guess whose class is going to be learning this way from now on...

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <— passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <— active

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I know the feeling. Woke up at my friend's house after a highly erotic dream in which she crawled into bed with me and was highly disappointed that it wasn't fact

I’ve been ridiculously gay lately. I think I’m just twat starved and I need to be satiated.

Me, in desperate need of lady loving

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Why have I just spent an hour of my life reading that?

Okay I just searched that picking the velvet fic and uh…the tags are scary and I’m gonna have to read it now

Turn back now before it’s too late….

What’s been seen cannot be unseens 😫😫😫