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ignore the bad photo but i can't believe the intermission is on my birthday

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Hey, amidst the chaos of... everything on the internet, pay attention to Hawaii/Hawai'i!

There have been plans from a non Hawaiian organisation to build a 5 acre parking lot, 13 lot subdivision and a comfort station for tourists on the ridge of the sacred Pololū Valley!

This project doesn't acknowledge Pololū Valley as a wahi pāna (a celebrated and storied place in the cultural traditions of Hawaii/Hawai'i) and instead treats it as just plain land that can be sold to a highest bidder.

Pololū Valley is anything but that.

So please sign the petition to stop this project! As of writing this, 883,470 people have, but we need more!

Petition to protect Pololū Valley

Reblog to reach more people, please! Don't just like and move on, sign the petition and make sure more people see this!

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“Wait, you two legs give each other gold for hunting down monsters and stealing their wealth? Where do I sign up?” The massive towering dragon that was just about to burn down the town said to you.

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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I AM LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM IF I SEE JAILOR DROWNING ONE. MORE. GODDAMN. TIME

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF I EVER SEEE JAILOR. JAILED IN A POOL OF WATER OR DROWNING

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so this was going to be a comic but i lost the motivation to finish it basically williamplayz was going to spawn pest chocolates or something and a note and BOOK IT AWAY then pest would kind of stare at it and smile williamplayz in his room off away from everyone else controlling his fucking drone to give his crush hes never seen in person some chocolates

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Another fine day of being a fish in a lovingly designed tank. What's on your agenda today?

- Wiggling

- Staring at ornaments

- Swimming rapidly and then going suspiciously quiet

- Trying to leap out of the tank to see the World Beyond

- Sleeping and making your owner think you've died

- Destroying the carefully crafted aquascape

- Going :| and :0 then :| again

- Trying to eat the substrate

- Hiding in cozy little crevices

- Swimming uncomfortably close to the filter

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Pretty cool ship tbf. (Even though i dont ship it)

I both ship jailante and skailor ( i thought u hated skailor- no shut up i ship it now)

And when i was just snooping through tos posts and first saw a skailante post or smt like that and went "oh wow skailante ship? GOOD IDEA GAHAHS"

Also im never gonna stop yapping, try me 👿👿👿

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You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

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BALANCE IS RESTORED

they should add mafia to tos2 so mafioso can get mad hoes whos with me

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gnarpy is a characetr from a roblox game ( regretevator )

so glad gnarpy is gettig redesigned i kind of didnt like the sillification of aliens . we should be more scary with it . make gnarpy scary please