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hello everybody. I know maybe 3 of you remember my pet tarantula Napoleon. He passed away today at the ripe old age of 3. RIP little Emperor, I love you and you will be missed. 🙏❤️‍🩹

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My muse has left me to rott and now I've been captured by the creative-burn-out fae. So if you have any editing requests feel free to drop them in my inbox. I can make GIF sets, moodboards, (pride) icons, phone backgrounds... check out my art tag to see what I'm able to pull off. Drawings are also possible but may take a while.

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It's spoopy time

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I finally finished this thing. The sketch of this has been lurking on my PC for way too long. Haven't drawn these guys in ages.

Also sorry for the delay on the Leipzig photos. I got Covid again as soon as I returned and ultimately forgot about them...

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it's Leipzig time

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Woah I didn't expect to get tagged in anything, thank you so much @ic-napology what a surprise! 💚

Hmmmm let's see, I probably don't think I can limit it to 7 movies but I will try my best! (also these are not in order, I'm just brainstorming movies that I really like) 😅

Aristocats (1970): One of my favorite Disney movies from my childhood next to the other classics (I was a huge Disney kid back then lol). It definitely made me fall in love with cats as some of my favorite animals and I still take inspiration from it whenever I draw cats myself which I do a lot. Plus the romance between Duchess and Thomas is adorable and omg a guy choosing a girl with children from a previous relationship just makes my heart melt with happiness!!

Return to Treasure Island (1988/1989): Yes, it was the memes. Yes, it's still the memes. Yes, I am a Team Fortress 2 fan. Yes, all of this is important information to know why I love this silly cartoon. I love watching the movie whenever I'm plagued by insomnia or I need a lighthearted laugh, my daily dose of based men if you want. I genuinely love all of the characters and my boyfriend and I have created a bunch of memes from it we use in our day-to-day conversations. It's a blast and has so much creative potential! Don't do drugs kids, or Livesey will hide in your closet tonight.

Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn (1995): I grew up with Disney and fantasy movies and Anime (yeah I am cringe like that) and Dragon Ball Z has had a massive impact on smol bean me. It has cool animation, introduces one of the most powerful fusions in the universe and is just fanservice galore without tearing apart the main canon too much. Don't care if it's nostalgia speaking, DBZ: Fusion Reborn will forever have a special place in my heart!

Pride and Prejudice (2005): Great romance, endearing characters, pretty faithful to the book as far as I know. Also one of the more healthy romances in cinematic history! Definitely shows great character development and how one's able to change for the better, especially when motivated by the people you love.

Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-2003): The meat and potatoes, the holy grail, the bible of my childhood. Would you believe me if I said I spent years of my life writing fanfictions, watching youtube crack videos and AMVs and doing those little online quizzes to see which race I'd be if I was born in middle earth? Because boy oh boy did I spend a lot of time on that. It was tradition at our house to watch the trilogy over the christmas holidays and it definitely made those days even better. I watch those movies every now and again to this day and I don't intend on stopping. Certainly makes me wonder if I developed a type because of these movies... #JusticeForHaldir

Legend of the Guardians - The owls of Ga'Hoole (2010): The animation, guys! THE ANIMATION is just *chef's kiss*! I know the movie has huge flaws especially when compared to the books but boy, they sure made the best out of what they had. It's an absolutely beatiful movie!

Prince of Egypt (1998): Do I even have to say anything about this masterpiece? I'm not even christian or jewish or anything like that but that movie is amazing. From the incredible songs to the gorgeous visuals to the amazing voice acting, this movie has it all! Really made me hyperfixate on ancient Egypt for a while as well when I was a teenager lol. Highly recommend it!

There are a lot more movies I can think of that I love dearly but it said 7 so I shall stick to the rules lol. Sorry for the long post.

I don't know who to tag since this blog has received quite a number of followers over time and a few I know have already been tagged so I say I tag everyone lol! If you feel like sharing your favorite movies with the class, go a head! 🌺

Tagged by @mellow-killjoy :D

Rules: seven comfort films, seven people

I’m nottttt a movie girl so we’ll see :’)

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) - my favorite movie of all time, easily. I have seen this SO many times

Rodrick Rules (2011) - we always get together for movie nights, and watch whatever movie we have in mind, and then after it’s over we put on rodrick rules and fall asleep on top of one another on the couch. good times.

Ouran High School Host Club - the very first summer I was old enough to stay home alone, I would wait for my mom to leave for work, and I would pull all the pillows off the couch onto the floor and watch Ouran over and over again, absolutely enchanted. To this day, it still never fails to make me so happy, I will cry to the ending theme like it’s nobody’s business. So, that’s the closest thing I’ve got to a comfort show I guess.

The Hangover (2009) - uh. no comment.

Into the Spiderverse / Across the Spiderverse - yeah yeah we’re all obsessed with it, I know. I watched the original a whole bunch of times, can’t wait til the 2nd part is out on DVD so I can watch it on repeat :3

Call Me By Your Name (2017) - listen- for the longest time, I couldn’t stand this movie. I thought it was boring and confusing as fuck, everything is all subtext. Then I read the book and got obliterated by it, (mainly due to strangely similar events occurring in my life at the same time?). I had a LONG phase with this book; my copy is well-loved and covered in highlighter. when I watch this movie, it takes me back to the best summer I’ve ever lived.

Mean Girls (2004) - I can probably quote this all the way through :/

You guys don’t have to give any reasoning behind your choices! I just like to talk lmao. All of these are such basic choices but I’d call them modern classics :p

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Murat: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Joséphine, staring upwards: So, Napoleon broke up with me… haha…

Bernadotte: Why are you looking up?

Joséphine: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

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Blücher: *closes a cabinet*

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Wellington: What was that?

Blücher: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Napoleon: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Joséphine periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Napoleon: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Francis II.: What are you talking about Jean? You love it here in our coalition!

Bernadotte: I'm not sure I do, it could very well just be Stockholm syndrome.

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"Rain on our parade" Part 1

Short historical shipping fic.

Pairing: Alexander I. X Queen Luise X Frederick William III.

Word count: 2040

Rating: SFW

Setting: Frederick and Alexander walk in on Luise in her pajamas. Luise thinks about her relationship with both men. Luise's POV. (Dialogue is based on artistic-freedom, the order of events and most aspects are historically accurate according to Luise's diary).

The weather was particularly hot on this day in June 1802. Luise was laying on her sofa, enjoying the warmth of the raising sun on her skin. It was a lot easier for her to breathe. Yesterday's misery almost seemed like a distant dream already. The queen couldn't quite explain where the sudden tightness in her chest, the painful cramps that felt like a giant's merciless grasp originated from. A frightening sense of doom; Luise imagined that that's what the cold embrace of the grim reaper would feel like; seared through her bones. She wasn't able to focus on anything else, not even Alexander's and Frederick's words could get through to her; they got stuck in the thick fog of fear in her mind. But she remembers the gentle touch of warm hands, guiding her towards the soft fabric of a large settee and putting her down with the forehandedness of a porcelain painter handling their most expensive plate. The two doctors that took care of her, one of them being the personal doctor of tsar Alexander, managed to make her feel a little better. It took a few minutes but the queen eventually recovered (or at least partially). Luise did not want to be a bother to anyone involved, especially since thery were about to eat breakfast together, something she looked foreward to every single day ever since they arrived at Memel. Despite Frederick's and Alexander's protest she pulled herself together and made tea for all three of them. After a short drive through the countryside (which was surprisingly relaxing and refreshing), during which the two men she held dearest in this world worried over her like hens following their chicks around, she had to retreat again to rest. Surprisingly enough, dinner was served in her room and she enjoyed the light-hearted conversations she had with the tsar and the king. Although she had wished that her health problems wouldn't have showed their ugly faces during their 'vacation' in Memel, she was simultaniously relived to have received so much love and support during that horrifying time.

Luise turned around on the sofa, stretching her limbs. Even though she was wearing a nightcap, her blonde locks would still find a way out of their prison and fall all over her shoulders and chest. The light fabric of her robe slipped off of her left shoulder a little, which would have been scandalous in madame Voss' eyes. However, the countess was busy writing letters in her own quarters, too distracted to run after the queen like a disapproving teacher, so Luise was safe from judging gazes-

"Good morning, your majesties!" one of the ladies-in-waiting greeted cheerfully. Luise sat up straight to see who the young woman was talking to, only to see her husband enter her room, closely followed by the tsar. Frederick was holding Alexander's hand, talking to him about another parade he considers organizing to make up for the lost time yesterday, only stopping in his tracks when his eyes met Luise's. Said woman stood up hastily and bowed, her hair falling down to frame her face and her cheeks suddenly feeling very warm, probably not from the sunshine she was bathing in. "G-good morning, I did not expect any visitors until after breakfast." she said, trying to sound more amused than bemused. She looked from one man to the other, sensing the uneasiness in the air. Frederick swallowed and stepped forward to gently kiss her hand as a greeting. It wasn't hard for Luise to see through her husband, his shyness on full display as he probably didn't expect her to still be in her nightgown. He'd always had a weakness for her in that particular outfit. Alexander on the other hand seemed to have a lot more control over himself. The younger man confidently took her hand and tilted his head slightly in a very subtle bow to greet her. 'How lenient he is,' Luise thought to herself. "We wanted to check on you," Alexander said, "how are you feeling?" "A lot better. Thank you for your concern." The three monarchs sat down on the sofa, the queen in the middle. They looked out the window, watching the clouds slowly drift by before Frederick continued the conversation. "You had us worried. I've never seen you in that much pain before." he tried to give his wife a light-hearted smile but the concern showed through nonetheless. "It was… strange. I've given birth multiple times by now, some births more painful than the others, and yet the pain I felt yesterday was different. It felt like wearing a very tight corset around my chest, with sharp nails stuck in my lungs." "You certainly looked like you had trouble breathing. Can't remember the last time I was panicking that hard." Alexander mumbled, his voice a lot less melodic than usual. He and Frederick must have been extremely worried about her all night long. Luise smiled, gently nudging both men with her elbows. "Don't worry, I feel a lot better today! Ready to do whatever's on our agenda, provided that I am to join you of course!" she proclaimed and stood up. The queen swiftly took off her nightcap to let her hair down, a motion that, suddenly occuring to her, was probably not very appropriate. She looked over her (still exposed) left shoulder to have a quick glance at her visitors and was met with two polite and yet slightly intrigued pairs of eyes. Frederick immediately turned away when he noticed his wife watching him marvel at her bauty, his cheeks blushing as usual, while Alexander merely flashed an innocent smile at her, appearing unbothered by her alluring aura (although everyone knew how talented he was at acting shy and humble). "Should we leave so you can get dressed?" Alexander asked and Luise opened her mouth to answer but the sudden sound of raindrops interrupted her. The trio has been so caught up in each others company that they didn't notice the rainclouds on the horizon making their way towards Memel. The downpour certainly messed up their plans.

"I suppose that won't be necessary." she replied. "What a shame. I guess the parade has to wait. Unbelievable…" Frederick sighed disappointedly. Alexander put his hand on his friend's shoulder, trying to cheer him up. "It's not the end of the world, we've had plenty of parades and balls so far. I don't mind spending the day indoors with you two." "I guess I'm frustrated because you won't be here for long. We had to plead with your ministers to let you stay here for an additional day. It would be such a shame to let that go to waste." Alexander pulled Frederick into a semi-playful embrace. "I'm not staying here to bask in people cheering for me. I'm staying here because I don't want our time together to end yet. You've both grown on me and I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if I didn't at least try to extend my stay." Luise's heart began to sink into her stomach at the thought of Alexander leaving. It was a painful reality that they'd have to face sooner or later. He is the tsar of Russia after all, he will need to return to his home country to govern. She started playing with a strand of her hair as she tried to shove these feelings of sadness into the farthest corner within herself. Frederick and Alexander let go of each other and the young woman sat down in between the two once more. A deafening silence rose up inside the room, interrupted only by the sound of the increasing rain splashing against the windows. None of them dared to speak for quite a few minutes, be it the lack of proper words or the fear of emotions taking over.

'Perhaps,' Luise thought to herself, 'if the circumstances were different… If the stress of responsibility wasn't as prevalent as it is… If we had way more freedom to express ourselves in private and to bask in our newfound friendship for just a bit longer…' She looked over at her husband, who was staring out the window, lost in his own thoughts. Luise knew from the beginning how well he and Alexander hit it off. It was quite rare to see Frederick laugh as much as he did these past few days and Alexander seemed to have just the right amount of cockiness paired with unbelievable charm to even poke fun at the Prussian king. The only other person he ever seemed to be able to laugh along with was Luise herself. She wasn't sure if what Frederick was feeling for the tsar was overlaying with what she herself experienced but it was at the very least something special, something that is worth nurturing. Alexander on the other hand had his head turned towards the floor, seemingly staring into nothingness. His usual fiery blue eyes turned foggy with sadness and the smile that would normally grace his handsome face had faded. Just a few days ago, during their regular breakfast, he was carefully mentioning the day of his departure approaching and now that Luise was looking back on it, it seemed that Alexander was subliminally begging for Frederick and Luise to make him change his mind. Maybe he was acting coy making the people he was visiting plead for him to stay, or maybe he was scared of outright asking for another day together and taking the risk of rejection. Whatever it may have been, none of them wanted this to end and that was obvious even to outsiders. The Russian ministers weren't surprised at all when Frederick suggested prolonging their get-together. It's as if everyone in close proximity to the monarchs knew what was happening.

Luise's hands were fidgeting with anxiety to the point that the men at her sides noticed. Frederick grabbed her left hand, squeezing it tightly. The warmth of his hand in her palm was a subtle relief from her nervousness. Alexander seemed to follow suit for a split second but he pulled away as soon as his pinky touched Luise's shaky fingers. If she needed any more reason to believe that her feelings weren't one-sided, that was it. Let alone the fact that she was sitting in between two uniformed men in her nightgown without any jewlery or make-up on. She didn't even bother to brush her hair before the surprise visit. That was the most intimate situation they could be in besides actually spending the night together.

"Would you look at that," Frederick mumbled with an almost monotone voice, "it's getting better." Luise looked up and was greeted by a small ray of sunshine breaking through the rainclouds. It wasn't enough to change the weather for the better completely but at least it wasn't as windy as before. "Maybe we can still have our parade." "You're very keen on that, aren't you dear?" Luise teased. Frederick pouted in return. "I like parades. You should know me well enough." "A little bit of rain shouldn't stop us from having fun," Alexander agreed and got up from the sofa to look at Luise," will you be joining us, your highness?" Said woman shook her head. "I'm still a bit tired from yesterday's turbulences. Also, have you looked at me? I'm not exactly dressed for a formal event such as a parade through the town." "It's hard for us not to notice, isn't it?" the tsar whispered barely audible but it was enough to make Frederick blush again. Luise giggled in shameless delight and jokingly pushed the king off the sofa. "Go ahead, you two, I will get ready for lunch in the meantime. But please put on coats, we can't have you catch a cold." "Why not? Might be a useful excuse to stay longer. Plus I'm sure neither me nor Frederick would mind being nursed back to health by you." Alexander smirked and turned on his heel to leave. Frederick huffed a shy laugh, smiling at his wife one more time before disappearing behind the door alongside the tsar. Luise giggled a little more, stretched her limbs and called her ladies-in-waiting to pick out a dress for lunch.

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Wellington, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Metternich: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Wellington: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Murat: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Hortense: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Alexandrine: Yes, I could drink legally!

Clementine: I could hang out with boys!

Oskar I.: I could hide from the consequences of my actions!