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bye felicia

THE DOOR FAINTED

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[ T H E   K I N G   O F   T H E   G O D D A M N E D   S E A ]

+ indie rp blog for A GIANT MISSILE OF BLUBBER + + dont even look at me if you’re not KYOGRE  😍 😍 😍 😍  + + roleplaying since spongebob took me on that prom date +

#ƜHALƐ ƜHALƐ ƜHALƐ, ωнαт ∂σ ωє нανє нєяє♔(self) #ι'м тσσ вιg ƒσя тнιѕ ƒυcкιηg ωєвѕιтє♔(ic) #ι cαη'т вєℓιєνє куσgяє ∂υмρє∂ мє♔(angst)

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“ oh wait you guys are talking about actual physical doors “

“ nevermind.”

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“ THE ENTIRE OCEAN IS YOUR DOOR TO HAPPINESS “

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“ WHO NEEDS A DOOR WHEN YOU HAVE THE OCEAN ???”

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“ THAT’S A TRICK QUESTION. I DON’T HAVE ONE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE--”

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“ HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE-ROLL CENTER OF A FUCK? “

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deltaxtream:

Reverts.

Gives him 30 hard rocks, 14 Big Nuggets, a comet shard and a Graveler.

This should assist you.

Yes good.

This will be satisfactory.

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agentcatman:

Finally, someone gets it.❝ I’m sure they’ll love to see a new…. friend to play with. If you’re willing. ❞

“I’LL LOVE THEM ALL INDIVIDUALLY JUST LIKE HOW I LOVE EATING WISHIWASHI”

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(team-zero-and-friends) Zero: Wooooow! I've never seen a Pokémon so enormous! You're larger than a Celesteela! You sure you're not some kind of undiscovered Ultra Beast?

“I MIGHT NOT BE AN ULTRA-BEAST, BUT I AM ULTRA-COOL.”

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deltaxtream:

Mega evolves and fucking glares at him.

I have brought too many children into this world in my billions of years in this universe. You speaketh to none other than I, the mighty Rayquaza, Creator and Ruler of the skies.

You shalt not disrespect my food by throwing it at the delinquent, and that is FINAL. I will NOT tolerate such disrespect, child, and I shalt NOT tolerate such insolence.

Angrily eats a meteorite in front of him.

“alright fine geez you don’t need to yell-”

Curses, the beady eyes didn’t work!

......

“ do you have.. rocks you don’t eat that I can throw at him? “

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.. reaches out a tiny fin for his hair.

And I was afraid of the sea before. (i love your url)

“ no don’t be afraid of me i swear i’m friendly. let me touch your hair. “

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agentcatman:

he spoke too soon. 

“WAIT, YOU HAVE 42 CATS?”

“That’s the meaning of life, man.”

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And I was afraid of the sea before. (i love your url)

“ no don’t be afraid of me i swear i’m friendly. let me touch your hair. “

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“ THIS BEANBAG IS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS TO BE BODY SLAMMED BY ONE-THOUSAND POUNDS OF PURE GODDAMNED FUCKERY. “

“Who’re you callin’ a mop, ya oversize beanbag?!”

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Suddenly all the largest pokemon on this plane of existence are following him. Somehow, he felt looming doom above his head. Yet, he still kept the same glaring expression on his face. This is fine, he thought.