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MUYY BABBBBHYAYYYY YEYEHDJXHXIN

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PLEASE 😭😭😭

Me after watching the new episode of Digital Circus

✨️Separated between universes, same mommy issues✨️

AJSJAJA A RANDOM THING THAT OCCURRED TO ME

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The mood is gone

✦gn!reader

✦ characters: Trey, Leona, Floyd, Jamil, Idia, Lilia

✦slightly smut

✦how the boys would react when things are just about to get heated with their beloved… and then bam! someone barges in, killing the mood.

Trey Clover

Everything was perfect. The kitchen was quiet, the air thick with sugar and tension, and Trey had you backed against the counter, voice low and teasing as his lips brushed your ear.

“You taste sweeter than anything I’ve ever baked…”

His hands slid around your waist, lips ghosting along your jawline when—


CRASH.

“YO TREY! Did you put those tarts in the oven—”

Ace burst through the door, freezing when he spotted the two of you tangled together like frosting on warm cake.

Trey jolted back with an awkward chuckle, eyes wide.

“Ace—!”

“Oh. Ohhh. My bad. Real bad. Continue. Or not. I’ll just—bye!” slams door

You sighed, untangling from Trey’s arms.

“Yeah… the mood’s gone, thanks Ace…”

you muttered and left, cheeks flushed in irritation.

Trey stood there, stunned for a second. Then, quietly:

“Ace is never eating anything I bake again.”

Later that night, he showed up at your dorm with a slice of your favorite pie and the softest apology kisses you’ve ever tasted.

Leona Kingscholar

The sun was setting over the sands of Savannaclaw’s yard, but inside Leona’s dorm room? The heat was from something entirely different.

You were pinned beneath him, his voice low and growly as he nipped at your throat, smirking when you shivered.

“Told ya I could make you purr, herbivore…”

But then—


BANG

“Oi, Leona! You left your stupid practice schedule out and now Vargas is—”


Ruggie’s voice froze mid-sentence.

Leona slowly lifted his head from your neck, and Ruggie turned a delightful shade of oh no.

“...My bad, boss.”

You wriggled free, cheeks hot and mood completely dead.

“Well, that’s ruined. The mood’s gone. Good bye Leona.”

You left with a sigh. Leona blinked once.

Then:

“Ruggie.”

“...Yeah?”

“You’re cleaning the training yard alone for a month...”

“Yeah… I know that’s coming… shit…”

Later that night, Leona tracked you down and wordlessly pulled you into his lap, whispering against your collarbone:

“Let me fix the mood. Right now.”

Floyd Leech

You were breathless, half-laughing and squirming beneath Floyd on his bed. His fingers grazed your thigh, teeth just barely nipping your earlobe as he growled:

“Shrimpy looks so biteable tonight…”

Your fingers tangled in his shirt. His knee nudged yours apart—

Knock knock. Door opens anyway.

“Floyd, Azul wanted to remind you to—”


Jade blinked. Stared. Blinked again.

“Ah. You’re... busy. My bad.”

Floyd turned his head slowly.

“Jade...”

“Just passing through.” click Door closes.

You groaned, shoving your face into Floyd’s chest.

“Mood’s gone,” you muttered. “Completely gone.”

You stood and left. Floyd looked betrayed.

“But shrimpy...! We were at the good part… nooo…!”

Later that night, he pouted on your bed, peppering you with annoyed kisses like a sad eel.

“Stupid Jade. Mood killer. I’ll get you back in the mood, Shrimpy... even if I gotta start from scratch~”

Jamil Viper

The music was slow, the lights low, and Jamil had you caged against his room wall, voice husky with restraint as his thumb traced your bottom lip.

“Do you have any idea what you do to me…?”

He kissed you, hot and firm. Your hands slid under his shirt—

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK—BANG.

“Jamil!! Are you in here?! I learned a new trick with the flying carpet and—OH!”

Kalim stood in the doorway, eyes wide with genuine innocence.

You gasped, pushing Jamil back.

“Kalim!” You both screamed.

“Oh! I’m so sorry! You two looked busy!” door slams shut

You straightened your clothes, flustered and groaning.

“thanks to Kalim…Mood’s gone. Se you later Jamil.”

You left. Jamil stood frozen for three seconds.

“...I’m going to hex that carpet.”

Later, he cornered you in the hallway, muttering

“Im sorry for what happened, I’ll triple-lock the door next time.”

Idia Shroud

You were in his room… yes, the room. The glowing screens, and Idia looking like he might combust from how hard he was trying to be smooth.

“Uhh... so... if you wanted to, like, maybe... take this to, um, level 18?”

Your lips were already on his. His hair flickered neon pink as his hands trembled on your waist—

DING DING!


Ortho's voice chirped from behind the closed door

“Big Brother! You said you’d test my new program pack today! Should I come in—?”

“NOOOOOOO—!!”

Idia dove off you so fast he might’ve phased into the digital plane.

You blinked.

“Yeah. That killed it. Mood’s gone. I think it would be better if I go now.”

And you walked out. He groaned into a pillow, hair now a dull blue.

“I’m gonna fake my own death. Then I’ll haunt the server room and live in eternal shame.”

Later, he shyly tapped on your door with snacks and a very nervous

“I promise… it’s never gonna happen again…”

Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia had you right where he wanted you—against his chest, your breath shallow, his lips brushing the shell of your ear.

“Careful, my love. Keep looking at me like that, and I’ll have to bite…”

You squeaked. He smirked.

“So delicious when you tremble.”

His hands wandered lower when—


SLAM.

“LILIA-SAMA!? I HEARD STRANGE SOUNDS—!”

Sebek burst in, wild-eyed and shouting.

“Sebek!” you both yelled at once.

You scrambled away from Lilia, flushed and fuming.

“Mood’s gone. I’m done! Bye.”

You stormed out while Lilia slowly turned to Sebek, a twitch in his brow.

“...boy… we gonna have a really fun training tomorrow… I hope you’re ready.”

Later, Lilia showed up at your window, upside-down, charming as ever.

“Now... where were we, my dear~?”

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rb-ing this so my new followers can see it + I made some edits

Luna Chats

Ya girl was bored and wanted to write. I want to work on Luna’s story BUT OH MY SEVENS I am SO tired of writing Crowley like RAAAGAGGGGHHH

CW: swearing

June 25th, 2025: edit lol

> Luna - “Etiquette”

“Oh, good afternoon, prefect! It’s lovely to see you.”

“Hm? Why am I talking so formally? Well, it’s only polite to in the classroom.”

“I’d much prefer to talk as I normally do, of course. But if I were to get too comfortable, I might slip up and call my professor something informal.”

“I wouldn’t want to disgrace any of them like that.”

“… also, ya should see the look on people’s faces when I switch up and start talkin’ to ‘em all informal and shit. The switch up is never not funny.”

Fin

> Luna - “Pumpkins and Blueberries”

“Well, fuck my life, did you see how many questions were on that assignment? It’s like the Professor’s TRYING to kill us.”

“Elunza give me the willpower…”

“Eh? Who’s Elunza? Ah— she’s the goddess from my world. Goddess of the moon, stars, an’ fae, among other things.”

“She’s a chaotic, but benevolent deity. Elunza’s known for doing large scale tricks— such as making fields of pumpkins taste like blueberries! Nothin’ that would ruin lives, though.”

“She’s also known for punishin’ those who wrong people. Poachers and the like. Especially fairy hunters.”

“I prayed to her often in my old world— sometimes I still do, even if she can’t hear me here.”

Fin

> Luna - “Fairy Culture”

“Ahh, ‘m real excited for flight class! Nothin’ beats the feel of the wind in your hair, don’t you think?”

“Eh? Do I have wings? I mean, yeah.”

“Wha— no, you can’t see ‘em, prefect!”

“In fairy culture, your wings are something sacred. You only show them to other fairies— an’ in the case of humans, you only show humans you consider family.”

“Heheh… so, basically, you just asked me for a nude, prefect.”

“Mm? Other things ‘bout fairy culture? Well, lemme think…”

“Oh! Giving jewelry to those you don’t know very well’s considered a death threat.”

“Even though we can feel iron just by bein’ in its proximity, we’re still cautious around jewelry from strangers.”

“I mean, you should see iron scars. They are NOT pretty.”

Fin

> Luna & Riddle - “Important Research”

“Oh! Rosehearts, Rosehearts!”

“Housewarden. Yes, Luna?”

“Didja know hedgehogs are nocturnal?”

“… yes, I knew that.”

“Oh, you did? Well, didja know they’re lactose intolerant?”

“Yes, Luna. I also knew that.”

“Oh. Well, didja know they have over five thousand spines?”

“*Sigh*… yes, Luna.”

“Ehh? Really? Well, didja also know they—”

“Please tell me you didn’t skip out on studying to read about hedgehogs.”

“Urk!— ahah, um…”

Fin

> Luna & Azul - “Sea Treasures”

“Oh, hey, Prefect! Me and ‘zul were talkin’ about merfolk history.”

“Greetings, Prefect. Yes, we were. Care to recap, Luna?”

“Eh? I mean, I can, but I won’t sound as smart as you did.”

“We were talkin’ about this merfolk princess from way back when, before merfolk and humans got into contact.”

“They say she used to collect human artifacts from shipwrecks. Pretty neat, eh? I don’t blame her, free stuff is free stuff.”

“Yes, indeed. It was said the princess had a fascination with humans, and collected items from shipwrecks to satisfy her curiosity.”

“Though, as a princess, I’m sure she had plenty access to whatever she wanted…”

“Eh? Those titles make life more restrictive than you think, ‘zul...”

“Good for her, though! I’d also steal any pretty things I found from ruins, cursed or not!”

Fin

Luna & Kogane - “A World Without…”

“Ah— [MC]! Me and Kogane were just talkin’ about this— how did your world work without magic? Like, at all?”

“It’s not as special as you think, Luna. It functions about the same as this world.”

“Just… without the magical aspects. We have sports, just without magic—”

“Like jousting?”

“No. Usually, we pick two orphans and have them fight to the death in a colosseum.”

“Holy shit, really?!”

“No, Luna. Usually they either kick or bounce around a ball.”

“Oh. Damn, that sounds lame. Spelldrive ‘s WAY cooler.”

“I’d ALMOST prefer the orphan fight.”

Fin

Obligatory moot tag 👉👈 @kogane-twst

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wdym Azul is so kind he would never do something like that

If Azul bullies you as an employee at Mostro Lounge is it considered bullying or mobbing (the workplace equivalent of bullying)

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WHO TOLD YO UTHWT

anytime someone says “wait” I perk up like bitch they not talking about you 😭😭😭😭

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anytime someone says “wait” I perk up like bitch they not talking about you 😭😭😭😭

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ITS SEVEN AM NOW AND ITS STILL HOT WHAT THE FUCK MAN 😭😭😭

guys never live on a tropical island I got two fans on max and I’m still melting loll me </3

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seriously this so focus whxudirdjuujsntuufucayru dazyrido save me please save me

The 24th of Every Month is..?

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The 24th of Every Month is..?

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The 24th of Every Month is..?

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ORTHO STARING INTO THE CAMERA/AT YUU LIKE 😭😭😭

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guys never live on a tropical island I got two fans on max and I’m still melting loll me </3

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best creative cooking is done sleep deprived honestly +

flojami angst got me fucked up wdym I'm running on less than 5 hours of sleep

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raccoon is a cute gremlin and reminded me of you

this

🫵🫵🫵 A3B2

3 dark colors and one sweet pink drink I see..

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w… what if I wrote a fic based on…

head up this website asks for cookies lol

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what if Floyd tears up the plush either in a mood swing or on accident somehow . make him lose both his boyfriend AND his stuffie

I drew a pathetic Floyd at 3am last night and then passed out, who wants to see it he's very gross looking