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John, texting Bob: Text me when you’re home safely.
Bob: I’m home dangerously.
John: Stop it.
Bob: I’m home lethally.
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Lemar haunts the narrative but in such a gentle and loving and painful and happy way.
John making the Thunderbolts Lemar’s favorite dinner when he’s fully accepted that they’re now family and that he would do anything for all of them and he couldn’t bring himself to cook it before because it hurt so badly, but once he realizes that he can do it again because he let himself love these people, it’s like a weight is lifted off of him and he’s lighting up like a christmas tree like he used to all those years ago.
Like Yelena’s teasing him one day and she’s like “Why don’t you make us your favorite dinner tonight, I wanna know what it is?” and him laughing it off and oops, all of a sudden, holy shit, he can actually make it again without it hurting so badly that he has to stop??? Because Yelena asked him to make it and he loves her like he loved Lemar??? He loves the entire team so much and he’s finally stopped trying to deny it???
I have many feelings TM about how Lemar haunts the narrative but in such a gentle and loving and painful and happy way.
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Bucky: This is not the time to blame Walker.
Walker: Thank you. Finally.
Bucky: There will be plenty of time to blame Walker later, when this is resolved.
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john bakes the team an apple pie one (1) time and it's so good that nobody knows what to do with themselves about it, because they were all prepared to bully him. so instead they just start calling him a tradwife
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Bob: [trying to show his gratitude by complimenting his new friends] I feel like if I was inside of a burning building, you would push me out the window. [smiles proudly]
Bucky:
Alexei:
Bob: To save me.
Ava:
Walker:
Yelena: What?
Bob: Like onto a net or something.
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imagine walker approaches magneto with his taco shield in doomsday and says "i know you control metal"
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WYATT RUSSELL as Corporal Lewis Ford OVERLORD (2018) dir. Julius Avery
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Not the fake name 🤣
The New Avengers being called on their first official assignment and Bucky’s all like ‘We could be gone for weeks for all we know, what are we supposed to do with Alpine, Fanny, and Alexei III?’ (He does not trust Valentina’s government agents to take care of them)
Yelena casually responds ‘Don’t worry about it, I already have a pet sitter lined up.’
Kate Bishop comes back to her apartment to not one dog, but two dogs, a cat, and a guinea pig. The only clue she has is a wad of cash with a note attached that says ‘the money is for pet food, if you feed these animals pizza you will be fed through a tube for the rest of your life. Here are detailed instructions for how to look after each of them’ there is no signature or anything identifying on the note, but given the news recently, Kate has a guess of who it could’ve been
Luckily it’s only four days later when some guy named Bob (obvious fake name but Kate rolls with it) shows up to pick up the pets
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wyatt russell as john walker
thunderbolts*, 2025
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Wyatt Russell on the set of ‘THUNDERBOLTS*.
📸: drinklakehour
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𝐖𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋 as 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄
Broke (2025 film)
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𝐖𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋 as 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄
Broke (2025 film)
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