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… yeah, that’s believable

Fleur and I went dress shopping, but somehow I ended up getting this instead! Do you guys like it??

Oh, also my hair looks kinda pretty for the first time in my life! I guess all I needed was a little conditioner and curl cream!

@luna-rya-lovegood @bleached-blond-bitch @prongs--jr @betterthanfred @betterthangeorge @ginny-not-ginevra @neville-sucks-at-magic @ron-b-weasley @neville-sucks-at-magic @purebloodprincezabini @delacour-petale @angie-jj

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Ofc!!!

H E R M I O N E

OOC: this is a rp blog for Hermione Granger. if you don't like it, leave. my main blog is @siriuslyobsessed394. <3

Hello. My name is Hermione Jean Granger (she/her) <3

Be nice to me and I'll be nicer to you.

Be mean to me and I'll probably punch you.

Lay a finger on my friends and it will be removed. Slowly. Painfully. Soon followed by the rest of your digits.

I am a Gryffindor, bisexual, the president of SPEW, a nerd, and a third-year. I'm a muggleborn and freaking proud. I'm a feminist. I'm excellent at transfiguration (and basically every other class), and I have little tolerance for stupidity and divination (they're the same thing).

If you have a problem with any of the above, go away.

T H I N G S I L I K E :

Writing; reading; transfiguration; homework; reading; sarcasm; being right; reading; cats; libraries; house elves; my friends.

T H I N G S I D I S L I K E :

Bullies; stupidity; divination; blood supremacists; Malfoy; and you, probably.

I would die for my friends but I'd kill for them first.

P E O P L E I K N O W :

s t u d e n t s:

Harry: @prongs--jr - My best friend, basically nonbiological brother. An idiot, but I'll let it slide.

Ron: @ron-b-weasely - My other best friend. Also an idiot. but like hes kinda cute.

Luna: @luna-rya-lovegood - A little odd, but I love her for it. Much smarter than I am.

Malfoy: @blond-deadly-nightshade - Punched him once, it's taken tons of self-control to not do it again. And again. And again.

Neville: @neville-sucks-at-magic - He's really nice, smarter than he thinks he is.

Blaise: @purebloodprincezabini - Possibly the only decent Slytherin out there.

Fleur: @delacour-petale - Freaking gorgeous and also brilliant, and super brave. i definitely don't have a little bit of a crush on her

Angelina: @angie-jj - Amazing quidditch player. Also beautiful. She's so cool.

Pansy: @pansies-and-snakes - Another Slytherin + blood supremacist. Really annoying. Ew. she is kinda cool tho

Oliver: @the-real-oliver-wood - Quidditch obsessed. He's pretty nice, though.

a d u l t s:

Professor Dumbledore: @onehundredandsixteen - He's my headmaster so obviously I have to think highly of him. sigh.

Professor Lupin: @lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Best freaking teacher I've ever had. He's awesome.

Fred and George: @betterthanfred and @betterthangeorge - Ron's brothers. Pranksters of Hogwarts. Either geniuses or idiots at any given moment, there's no in-between.

Ginny: She's sweet, an excellent quidditch player, and one of the bravest people I know.

Sirius: @behind-bars-baddie - Harry's godfather. A little reckless. He seems alright, though.

Mrs. Potter: @mrs-prongs - Harry's mother!!! She's awesome, literally my role model, 90% of the reason why I'm friends with her son. (Kidding, of course, Harry) would 100% put on a hear me out cake

Mr. Lovegood: @that-super-duper-weird-one - Luna's dad. He seems pretty cool.

Mr. Crouch: @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Gods, he's annoying and extremely immature for his age. Seems to like Luna, so he can't be that bad, but he can't remember my name so...

Mrs. Weasley: @mother-molly-weasley - Literally my second mum, love her so much, is the best chef to ever exist.

Professor Snape: @severus-not-snivellus - I would never say a bad thing about a teacher, of course, but I will say that the thing I'm the most proud of here at Hogwarts was setting him on fire in first year.

Tonks: @doratonkss1 - Freaking awesome. I idolize her. She's so cool.

Mrs. Malfoy: @the-pureblood-queen - Draco's mother. She seems to love him a lot- a truly Herculean feat.

Mr. Rosier: @rosiers--and--thorns - Definition of asshole.

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You can't be talking, Malfoy, your hair's nearly as greasy as Snape's.

Fleur and I went dress shopping, but somehow I ended up getting this instead! Do you guys like it??

Oh, also my hair looks kinda pretty for the first time in my life! I guess all I needed was a little conditioner and curl cream!

@luna-rya-lovegood @bleached-blond-bitch @prongs--jr @betterthanfred @betterthangeorge @ginny-not-ginevra @neville-sucks-at-magic @ron-b-weasley @neville-sucks-at-magic @purebloodprincezabini @delacour-petale @angie-jj

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Aw, thanks, Harry!!!

Fleur and I went dress shopping, but somehow I ended up getting this instead! Do you guys like it??

Oh, also my hair looks kinda pretty for the first time in my life! I guess all I needed was a little conditioner and curl cream!

@luna-rya-lovegood @bleached-blond-bitch @prongs--jr @betterthanfred @betterthangeorge @ginny-not-ginevra @neville-sucks-at-magic @ron-b-weasley @neville-sucks-at-magic @purebloodprincezabini @delacour-petale @angie-jj

[walking-talking-dictionary]

Fleur and I went dress shopping, but somehow I ended up getting this instead! Do you guys like it??

Oh, also my hair looks kinda pretty for the first time in my life! I guess all I needed was a little conditioner and curl cream!

@luna-rya-lovegood @bleached-blond-bitch @prongs--jr @betterthanfred @betterthangeorge @ginny-not-ginevra @neville-sucks-at-magic @ron-b-weasley @neville-sucks-at-magic @purebloodprincezabini @delacour-petale @angie-jj

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imagine having nothing better to do than randomly insult anyone with an IQ higher than yours (which is literally everyone)

imagine reading books in your free time. like how boring can you be.

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Well, mad men with no manners got places, too, and even the women with the most impeccable manners get called slurs to their faces. Women like me are raging and would love to kill morons like you at a moment’s notice. And the madman of which you speak is left without a body, living off of scraps in the middle of nowhere.

So fuck the hell off, Rosier.

Introduction Post - Everybody Lives AU

My name is Evan Rosier.

I work as a mortician, and run a funeral home.

I am 33 years years old.

People I know:

Barty Crouch Jr. @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: My husband of 13 years. I love him very much.

Xenophilius Lovegood. @that-super-duper-weird-one: He is my brother-in-law (assuming Pandora Rosier). We are close. Odd but kind.

Severus Snape. @severus-not-snivellus: Knew him in school and in the Death Eaters. Talented, but don't know him well.

Sirius Black. @behind-bars-baddie: We went to school together. The only thing I like about him, is his bike.

Remus Lupin. @lupins-luxery-insan1ty: We went to school together. He keeps the wild dog tamed.

Lily Evans. @mrs-prongs: We went to school together. She became a bit famous due to her son's defeat of the Lord.

Molly Weasley. @mother-molly-weasley Vaguely know of her existence. Has many children.

Albus Dumbledore. @onehundredandsixteen: Headmaster of Hogwarts. We have not spoken.

Luna Lovegood. @luna-rya-lovegood: My niece. I love her very much. I tried to be around for her, because of her mother's absence.

Blaise Zabini. @purebloodprincezabini: I'm friends with his mother. She is running funerals for her late husbands, quite often. A remarkable woman. Met Blaise at some of the funerals.

Draco Malfoy. @blond-deadly-nightshade: Cousin through my aunt Druella. He seems alright. See him in the newspaper with his parents a lot.

Pansy Parkinson. @pansies-and-snakes: A friend of Draco I believe. Don't know much.

Harry Potter. @prongs--jr: Famous child. Ended the Lord's reign. Complicated feelings, but most are not positive.

George Weasley. @betterthanfred: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Fred Weasley. @betterthangeorge: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ginny Weasley. @ginny-not-ginevra: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ron Weasley. @ron-b-weasley: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Hermione Granger. @walking-talking-dictionary: I've heard Draco complaining about the Mudblood scoring higher than him in certain fields. That is about it.

Neville Longbottom. @neville-sucks-at-magic: Oh that last name is familiar. I.. hate my dear cousin Bellatrix, for ruining his parents.. Poor child..

Fleur Delacour. @delacour-petale: Never met.

Angelina Johnson. @angie-jj: Never met.

Oliver Wood. @the-real-oliver-wood: Never met.

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Yes, Evan, they fucking are.

Introduction Post - Everybody Lives AU

My name is Evan Rosier.

I work as a mortician, and run a funeral home.

I am 33 years years old.

People I know:

Barty Crouch Jr. @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: My husband of 13 years. I love him very much.

Xenophilius Lovegood. @that-super-duper-weird-one: He is my brother-in-law (assuming Pandora Rosier). We are close. Odd but kind.

Severus Snape. @severus-not-snivellus: Knew him in school and in the Death Eaters. Talented, but don't know him well.

Sirius Black. @behind-bars-baddie: We went to school together. The only thing I like about him, is his bike.

Remus Lupin. @lupins-luxery-insan1ty: We went to school together. He keeps the wild dog tamed.

Lily Evans. @mrs-prongs: We went to school together. She became a bit famous due to her son's defeat of the Lord.

Molly Weasley. @mother-molly-weasley Vaguely know of her existence. Has many children.

Albus Dumbledore. @onehundredandsixteen: Headmaster of Hogwarts. We have not spoken.

Luna Lovegood. @luna-rya-lovegood: My niece. I love her very much. I tried to be around for her, because of her mother's absence.

Blaise Zabini. @purebloodprincezabini: I'm friends with his mother. She is running funerals for her late husbands, quite often. A remarkable woman. Met Blaise at some of the funerals.

Draco Malfoy. @blond-deadly-nightshade: Cousin through my aunt Druella. He seems alright. See him in the newspaper with his parents a lot.

Pansy Parkinson. @pansies-and-snakes: A friend of Draco I believe. Don't know much.

Harry Potter. @prongs--jr: Famous child. Ended the Lord's reign. Complicated feelings, but most are not positive.

George Weasley. @betterthanfred: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Fred Weasley. @betterthangeorge: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ginny Weasley. @ginny-not-ginevra: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ron Weasley. @ron-b-weasley: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Hermione Granger. @walking-talking-dictionary: I've heard Draco complaining about the Mudblood scoring higher than him in certain fields. That is about it.

Neville Longbottom. @neville-sucks-at-magic: Oh that last name is familiar. I.. hate my dear cousin Bellatrix, for ruining his parents.. Poor child..

Fleur Delacour. @delacour-petale: Never met.

Angelina Johnson. @angie-jj: Never met.

Oliver Wood. @the-real-oliver-wood: Never met.

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Oops, sorry!

I know, right!!!

Oh, also, the delightful Mr. Rosier called me the m-slur to my face! For someone Luna loves that much, he sure is an asshole.

@walking-talking-dictionary

Hermioneeee I’m booooreddd

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...

with the utmost respect and politeness, Mr. Rosier, fuck you.

Introduction Post - Everybody Lives AU

My name is Evan Rosier.

I work as a mortician, and run a funeral home.

I am 33 years years old.

People I know:

Barty Crouch Jr. @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: My husband of 13 years. I love him very much.

Xenophilius Lovegood. @that-super-duper-weird-one: He is my brother-in-law (assuming Pandora Rosier). We are close. Odd but kind.

Severus Snape. @severus-not-snivellus: Knew him in school and in the Death Eaters. Talented, but don't know him well.

Sirius Black. @behind-bars-baddie: We went to school together. The only thing I like about him, is his bike.

Remus Lupin. @lupins-luxery-insan1ty: We went to school together. He keeps the wild dog tamed.

Lily Evans. @mrs-prongs: We went to school together. She became a bit famous due to her son's defeat of the Lord.

Molly Weasley. @mother-molly-weasley Vaguely know of her existence. Has many children.

Albus Dumbledore. @onehundredandsixteen: Headmaster of Hogwarts. We have not spoken.

Luna Lovegood. @luna-rya-lovegood: My niece. I love her very much. I tried to be around for her, because of her mother's absence.

Blaise Zabini. @purebloodprincezabini: I'm friends with his mother. She is running funerals for her late husbands, quite often. A remarkable woman. Met Blaise at some of the funerals.

Draco Malfoy. @blond-deadly-nightshade: Cousin through my aunt Druella. He seems alright. See him in the newspaper with his parents a lot.

Pansy Parkinson. @pansies-and-snakes: A friend of Draco I believe. Don't know much.

Harry Potter. @prongs--jr: Famous child. Ended the Lord's reign. Complicated feelings, but most are not positive.

George Weasley. @betterthanfred: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Fred Weasley. @betterthangeorge: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ginny Weasley. @ginny-not-ginevra: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ron Weasley. @ron-b-weasley: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Hermione Granger. @walking-talking-dictionary: I've heard Draco complaining about the Mudblood scoring higher than him in certain fields. That is about it.

Neville Longbottom. @neville-sucks-at-magic: Oh that last name is familiar. I.. hate my dear cousin Bellatrix, for ruining his parents.. Poor child..

Fleur Delacour. @delacour-petale: Never met.

Angelina Johnson. @angie-jj: Never met.

Oliver Wood. @the-real-oliver-wood: Never met.

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Oh my gods are you amnesiac too, I literally bought you a book of spells to help y- oh. wait. you weren't able to read that book, were you...

Oh, and actually, yes! Fleur invited me to a ball at Beauxbatons, isn't that amazing!

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Hermioneeee I’m booooreddd

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Ahem. "Certain fields?!" I'll have you know that I surpassed Malfoy in every subject except Potions (which doesn't count because Snape is partial to Slytherins), same as the past two years.

Introduction Post - Everybody Lives AU

My name is Evan Rosier.

I work as a mortician, and run a funeral home.

I am 33 years years old.

People I know:

Barty Crouch Jr. @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: My husband of 13 years. I love him very much.

Xenophilius Lovegood. @that-super-duper-weird-one: He is my brother-in-law (assuming Pandora Rosier). We are close. Odd but kind.

Severus Snape. @severus-not-snivellus: Knew him in school and in the Death Eaters. Talented, but don't know him well.

Sirius Black. @behind-bars-baddie: We went to school together. The only thing I like about him, is his bike.

Remus Lupin. @lupins-luxery-insan1ty: We went to school together. He keeps the wild dog tamed.

Lily Evans. @mrs-prongs: We went to school together. She became a bit famous due to her son's defeat of the Lord.

Molly Weasley. @mother-molly-weasley Vaguely know of her existence. Has many children.

Albus Dumbledore. @onehundredandsixteen: Headmaster of Hogwarts. We have not spoken.

Luna Lovegood. @luna-rya-lovegood: My niece. I love her very much. I tried to be around for her, because of her mother's absence.

Blaise Zabini. @purebloodprincezabini: I'm friends with his mother. She is running funerals for her late husbands, quite often. A remarkable woman. Met Blaise at some of the funerals.

Draco Malfoy. @blond-deadly-nightshade: Cousin through my aunt Druella. He seems alright. See him in the newspaper with his parents a lot.

Pansy Parkinson. @pansies-and-snakes: A friend of Draco I believe. Don't know much.

Harry Potter. @prongs--jr: Famous child. Ended the Lord's reign. Complicated feelings, but most are not positive.

George Weasley. @betterthanfred: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Fred Weasley. @betterthangeorge: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ginny Weasley. @ginny-not-ginevra: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ron Weasley. @ron-b-weasley: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Hermione Granger. @walking-talking-dictionary: I've heard Draco complaining about the Mudblood scoring higher than him in certain fields. That is about it.

Neville Longbottom. @neville-sucks-at-magic: Oh that last name is familiar. I.. hate my dear cousin Bellatrix, for ruining his parents.. Poor child..

Fleur Delacour. @delacour-petale: Never met.

Angelina Johnson. @angie-jj: Never met.

Oliver Wood. @the-real-oliver-wood: Never met.

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You should put your one braincell to use and read a book.

@walking-talking-dictionary

Hermioneeee I’m booooreddd

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*a teary-eyed mess* I'M SO SORRY, MRS. WEASLEY ( @mother-molly-weasley ), BUT I DIDN'T EVEN HELP THAT MUCH I JUST DID THE RESEARCH AND FOUND THE SPELL BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME? I LOVE RESEARCH!!! AND COMBUSTION SPELLS ARE ACTUALLY QUITE INTERESTING TO STUDY, I COULDN'T HELP IT.

Dear @mother-molly-weasley,

Fred and George have been in major mischief this week.

They dragged along with them Angelina Johnson and Hermione Granger with them to blow up one of the potion's lab.

Luckily, for Miss Granger she avoided punishment by telling me what happened. ( such a good friend, granger!)

The punishment for the twins aswell as Miss Johnson is in-school suspension for three days.

Please send over 500 Galleons to pay for the potion's lab fixing.

Thank you,

Professor Snape

@walking-talking-dictionary @betterthangeorge @betterthanfred @angie-jj

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ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY

Yeah, that sounds like fun!!!

- b e a u x b a t o n b a l l -

would anyone want to go to the beauxbaton ball this tuesday? we can go dress shopping :) !

@walking-talking-dictionary ?

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That's great to hear!

It's been quite refreshing- the schoolwork load has been quite light these few weeks, so I've had more times to focus on the study groups and clubs I'm in!

Harry's behaving as usual, I wouldn't say he's exactly a model student, but far from following in the footsteps of Fred and George.

Mrs Lily Potter (neè Evans)

(OOC:I’m going to make a moodboard later)

about me:

hey, my lovelies! I’m Lily — or some may call me Mrs. Potter, Evans, Lils, or Red!

I am at the ripe age of 34 years old! I have a wonderful husband, James, with whom I share our lovely son, Harry, with.

My hogwarts friends + teachers + my son:

@ - James, my wonderful husband! We had quite the whirlwind romance back in school <3

@prongs--jr - Harry, my wonderful son! I love him to pieces. I still remember the day when he threw baby food on his uncle moony <3

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus, one of my dearest friends! I am beyond grateful that he is teaching Harry.

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, again, another dear friend! He’s such an amazing uncle, and he is always helping us a family.

@ - Peter, I love that man! He’s incredibly funny, and very kind.

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Xenophilius, he’s definitely whimsical! He’s also Luna’s father.

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Barty, he was definitely… odd while in hogwarts! We did have a good conversation once.

@onehundredandsixteen - Albus, our beloved headmaster..

My son’s friends (and the people he relentlessly complains about):

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione, she is an incredible role model to Harry! (Harry, you need to start studying with her.)

@ron-b-weasley - Ron, he’s a sweet but mischievous boy.

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny, she’s a wonderful girl! Me and her mother always gossip about them two.

@betterthanfred - George, despite his sibling’s placid nature, him and his brother are the polar opposite. They’re like James and Sirius.

@betterthangeorge - Fred, George’s twin. Absolute trouble makers!

@neville-sucks-at-magic - Neville, what a kind soul he is. He’s incredibly strong considering his circumstances.

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna, she’s sweet, but very quiet. I always hear about her and Harry’s conversations about nargles and other creatures.

@delacour-petale - Fleur, I heard she’s a sweet French girl! She sounds very kind.

@Pansies-and-snakes - Pansy, i haven’t heard too much of her? I believe she’s a slytherin.

@blond-deadly-nightshade - Draco, apparently he is ‘an annoying bleached blonde’ according to Harry. I ought to have a word with his parents.

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise, I heard that he’s also a trouble maker. I could be wrong, though!

@angie-jj - Angelina, I heard she’s quiet and reserved, but she seems very nice.

Please note: this is a Lily evans/potter RP blog! If you do not like the content, please don’t interact. If you’d like to join the rp, please contact @luna---lovegood ! My main account is @/werewolfadmirer

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I'm great! How about you?

Mrs Lily Potter (neè Evans)

(OOC:I’m going to make a moodboard later)

about me:

hey, my lovelies! I’m Lily — or some may call me Mrs. Potter, Evans, Lils, or Red!

I am at the ripe age of 34 years old! I have a wonderful husband, James, with whom I share our lovely son, Harry, with.

My hogwarts friends + teachers + my son:

@ - James, my wonderful husband! We had quite the whirlwind romance back in school <3

@prongs--jr - Harry, my wonderful son! I love him to pieces. I still remember the day when he threw baby food on his uncle moony <3

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus, one of my dearest friends! I am beyond grateful that he is teaching Harry.

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, again, another dear friend! He’s such an amazing uncle, and he is always helping us a family.

@ - Peter, I love that man! He’s incredibly funny, and very kind.

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Xenophilius, he’s definitely whimsical! He’s also Luna’s father.

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Barty, he was definitely… odd while in hogwarts! We did have a good conversation once.

@onehundredandsixteen - Albus, our beloved headmaster..

My son’s friends (and the people he relentlessly complains about):

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione, she is an incredible role model to Harry! (Harry, you need to start studying with her.)

@ron-b-weasley - Ron, he’s a sweet but mischievous boy.

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny, she’s a wonderful girl! Me and her mother always gossip about them two.

@betterthanfred - George, despite his sibling’s placid nature, him and his brother are the polar opposite. They’re like James and Sirius.

@betterthangeorge - Fred, George’s twin. Absolute trouble makers!

@neville-sucks-at-magic - Neville, what a kind soul he is. He’s incredibly strong considering his circumstances.

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna, she’s sweet, but very quiet. I always hear about her and Harry’s conversations about nargles and other creatures.

@delacour-petale - Fleur, I heard she’s a sweet French girl! She sounds very kind.

@Pansies-and-snakes - Pansy, i haven’t heard too much of her? I believe she’s a slytherin.

@blond-deadly-nightshade - Draco, apparently he is ‘an annoying bleached blonde’ according to Harry. I ought to have a word with his parents.

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise, I heard that he’s also a trouble maker. I could be wrong, though!

@angie-jj - Angelina, I heard she’s quiet and reserved, but she seems very nice.

Please note: this is a Lily evans/potter RP blog! If you do not like the content, please don’t interact. If you’d like to join the rp, please contact @luna---lovegood ! My main account is @/werewolfadmirer