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I’m screaming

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Quick!! 10 new Trek shows!!

You're Alex Kurtzman. You've spent the past few years rebuilding the Star Trek brand. New shows have been announced. More are in the pipeline. Life is good.

BUT NOW. Disney announces 10 new Star Wars and 10 new Marvel series'. CBS calls you into a darkened office and asks how you're going to compete. Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Strange New Worlds, Section 31, Prodigy, Starfleet Academy, 1992. They're not enough. They want ten more Star Trek shows and they want them now. What do you panic pitch?

Barclay

Like Joker, but a 10-part series about Barclay reaching his limit and finally snapping to become Armus, a time travelling oil slick comprised of pure hate.

Dave Picard

Comedy. With Jean-Luc back in deep space again, it falls to the family misfit Dave Picard to run the vineyard with the help of Jean-Luc's Romulan housekeepers.

Janeway: Origins

One day she'll make history by commanding a Starship across the galaxy, but first she's gotta make it through high school! These are the adventures of teenage Kathryn Janeway. A straight-A student about to learn that textbooks don't teach everything.

Enterprise-X

The 49th century and the 25th USS Enterprise. You've never seen a Star Trek like this! It's Star Trek to the eXtreme, with uniforms leaving very little to the imagination, crazy action cranked up to 11 and the sexiest adventures in Trek history.

Finnegan, PI

Starring Greg Grunberg. Set on Yorktown in the Kelvin Universe, Finnegan is a disgraced former Starfleet officer turned private investigator trying to clear his name while making ends meet. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Tsunkaske Ranger

Starring Dwayne Johnson and Jeri Ryan, a badass pit fighter in the Delta Quadrant teams up with the XB Fenris Ranger he fought 20 years before to bring their own brand of justice to a corrupt galaxy.

Ghost Dad 2405

Jake Sisko is an accomplished writer living in New Orleans. He's also the son of the Emissary of the Prophets, who hasn't been seen in 25 years. But now his father is back with a warning, with one twist! Only Jake can see or hear him.

Wild Beard Riker Universe

Animation about the Wild Beard Riker Universe from "Parallels" in the most crapsack version of the Trek universe yet!

Dax: Daxing Dax Dax

You've never seen Dax like this before! Anthology series, each episode a new era and new (or old) host. Stories range from family issues to solving space crime and running away with former hosts' lovers.

Michael Burnham: Space Family Cubed

You've met Michael Burnham. You've met her mother, her father, her half Klingon boyfriend, her 32nd century boyfriend, adopted brother, her adopted father, her adopted mother and her mirror universe adopted mother but now get ready to learn that she had a secret other family all along. Watch her solve galactic crisis after crisis while balancing her life with the secret other family she kept hidden all this time.

Reblog and add your ten Star Trek panic pitches!

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER Critical Care | 7x05

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Turns out this is the next episode!

Heyyyyyyyy, drink Rosé everyday!

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reblog if u know this song

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Remember those miserable centuries when pastors actually had to physically hand bread to their parishioners during Communion?

Holy Cow... that extra second and a half of face-to-face, hand-to-hand human contact was AGONY! Such a time waster.

Besides, nobody actually goes into ordained ministry to connect with God's people. Sacraments were instituted by Jesus so that we wouldn't have to get all personal with each other. Meaningful relationships are for losers and Methodists.

Now, thanks to this miracle product, we can save time AND energy by distributing the Body of Christ with the same level of attention we give to stapling a stack of papers.

I can't wait to see how quickly our pews fill up when word gets around town that we've cut our service time enough to finally beat those Methodists to the good seats at Denny's after church!

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