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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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Natasha: Just come out already. Peter: Umm okay, so I’m bisexual and I think I’m in love with MJ. Natasha: Of the dressing room Pete. Come out of the dressing room. Peter: Oh right! My bad.

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thank you so much for being so patient with me guys 🥹 rest assured that I have all the threads in drafts and am working through them! got hit by the holiday depresso and the family shit is insane, but I miss being online and now that I have a job I feel less stressed sooooo let's cross fingers that I can get ahold of my dumb ass shit 😂

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Two gifts wrapped in green and gold are left for Peter under the Sanctum tree. One box is full of plastic flies enchanted to give one good buzz across the room once the thing is opened. The other contains what looks like an ordinary satchel. Its inside is etched with Asgardian runes and Peter will soon find it works like a bag of holding, a way to carry as many awkward university books as he needs.

Peter walked in slowly and raised an eyebrow at the gift sthat sat there, clearly from Loki if the colours serve any indications... the thought made him smile, and he curiously leaned over to check if... YEP! Hell yeah, that was for him, Loki had left him a gift. That felt, in itself, like a huge achievement. So, Peter quickly got to unwrapping the first one and... his eyes widened in shock as a *ton* of flies just flew out and buzzed around the room. "Holy sh..." He giggled, catching one as it fell, realising it was plastic. That got him excited, and he tore through the next gift with a huge grin. When he finally held the satchel, he was blown away. It was absolutely awesome, the runes stood out as super badass. "Oh helllll yeah." Now that would be a super useful gift. And he wasn't even aware just how useful it would be.

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He grinned at the explanation, eyes sparkling. The kid loved to learn about Loki and it wasn't often that the god spoke of himself, so it feels like a special time. "Oh, hell yeah, okay you do that!" Peter immediately started to rig those doors, "I'll make sure you can't trigger them!"

"For Thor? Most of my tricks on him usually turned into me stabbing him or him turning into something else. Often something covered in slime." He looked to Peter. "The residue lingers" he shrugged. "Though he always falls for one of my apparitions stancing for a fight. I could try to lure him through a door with one of those, but I cannot guarantee he will tackle."

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nobody is a villain in their own story. George R.R. Martin.

#heroicintention — independent selective multimuse blog. medium activity. 18+ only. written by puff (she/her 25+). mutuals only.

dark & questionable themes present. please read rules before following.

notion site. memes. starter calls.

Mobile About.

❤ I don’t mind what gender / sexuality my partner is! I am a queer cis-woman & in a relationship. ❤ I am not looking for anything more than a potential friendship ooc. In character, I do not mind nsfw themes but it needs to stay in character. ❤ That being said I'm hella chatty and love getting to know people! If we're mutuals, I'll probably pop in to talk ooc time to time in DMs whether to plot things or yell about our barbies. ❤ I don’t like writing pure smut / pwp. I like to build up dynamics-- healthy or not. If you only want to write smut… please just go ahead and block me so I don’t follow you in the future. ❤ I adore dark themes, so long as they are viewed as such and not romanticized. This may include cannibalism, toxic / abusive relationships, addiction, trauma, etc. All dark topics will be tagged appropriately if written— ;;trigger ( ;;eating disorder ) ❤ For my comfort, I rarely write any muse under the age of 18. All of my muses are aged up to 18+ in writing. The only current exception is Judith Grimes who will not be shipped or written in any romantic manner. She’s a baby and I think she’s hella funny. ❤ I am a full-time worker and run a large multifandom roleplay server. This means that I may not be available to write responses every day!

Mobile Rules.

18+ Only. I am over 25, and I will only write with people over 18. If I believe I am speaking with someone below legal age, I will cut off contact immediately.

21+ Shipping. I am so sorry to anyone under 21, but I am more comfortable writing ships / more intimate relationships with those over the age of 21. I’m still happy to write with anyone over 18 in a general manner, but I just don’t want to write that, you know?

No Bigotry. I know I write some HELLA problematic kids, but ooc we do not take any of the phobias. Just leave. (I didn’t think I needed to say this specifically but I do not support JKR. I like the sandbox, I am attached to the characters, I think she’s a bigoted bitch.)

Following. I will probably only follow blogs I see myself having fandoms in common && I will have read your rules. I am happy to write with OCs as well, but I am mainly on tumblr to explore more dynamics in the fandoms I love . I will not follow those who are critical of what others are writing in their own spaces. I can respect having boundaries. I do not respect calling people names or hammering down on people for their interest in fictional topics.

Ending Contact / Blocking. The block button is a friend and I advise we all get to know her.

If we are mutuals and you unfollow for any reason other than inactivity please hard block me. I do not mind and I will not dig into it. I mainly do not want to cause discomfort because my forgetful ass follows you again. Moreover, I don’t want to be under the impression we’re still mutuals. I’ve gotten chewed out for it before and I’m way too sensitive for this world.

If I unfollow from inactivity or just no interaction, I'll probably soft block. I just prefer to do so.

If I’ve blocked you and we’ve never interacted? I just don’t see us meshing and/or something in your rules made me decide my blog may not be for you. No one is perfect for everyone.

If I am made to feel uncomfortable for any reason, I will cut off communication and block. The block button is a friend. We love her.

Triggers. This blog can and probably will contain dark, questionable, and possibly problematic themes. I will tag things as appropriately as I can. I will not tag things out of fanon thought (i.e. ‘they’re like brothers’ does not equal incest. All ship art / ship threads will have tags. Block them or block me. Again, I don’t mind. I don’t have many triggers, but will not be writing the following:

Any terminal illness au threads or any thread that has terminal illness romanticized.

Any romance / sexual relationship between a minor and an adult. All my muses partaking in a relationship WILL be 18+, though more likely 21+.

Anything regarding scat or vomit.

On Shipping.

Do not force ships on me. I will not force ships on you. I don’t mean don’t approach me and ask— I mean don’t have your muse automatically talk about having an intimate relationship with mine without discussion. My muses USUALLY need to work up to ships and I most likely will NOT instantly ship unless we’ve discussed it because in canon characters are married or DEEPLY involved.

Some of my muses may NEVER be truly interested in a relationship despite having feelings for someone. I apologize for that, but I really love complicated dynamics and sometimes a muse can't accept love.

Also— please do not take me talking about a certain ship and/or writing fic or drabble about a certain ship as me trying to pressure you into it! I post a lot of Negan/Rick content, for example, but my Negan is not open to shipping and my Rick is not easy to romance! I love all kinds of dynamics.

Length. I’m not a stickler for matching length by any means, but PLEASE give me something to work with, even if it is continued from a meme. I will most likely not reply to one-liners.

Writing Multiples. I am open to playing multiple characters within a thread (NPCs included).

Characterization. My characterization of my characters is my own. Do not force your headcanons for my character on me. Several of my characters are canon-divergent.

Characterization continued. I know some of my characters are popular. I know some of my bios are long. But please at least read the snippet of “about characterization” before we thread or ask me and I will gladly tell you. I will bring it to your attention if something has been misinterpreted.

Literate. My job includes copy editing... so I don't want to write with a mass of errors. I expect my writing partners to be literate-- though of course errors happen and I'm perfectly understanding!

God Modding. Do not godmod. Do not assume things of my characters. Do not try to control the actions of my muses— NPCs I am happy to share 'custody' of. Exceptions are made for small things that help more the story forward.

Drama. I REALLY didn’t think I needed to add this. Do not, under any circumstances, involve me in your drama. Do not take our mutual status as a reason to bring me into your battles. I do not want details, I don’t want information, I will block you. Unless someone is harming REAL MINORS or doxxing people? I do not want to know your beef.

Mobile Muse List. all bios found on notion as written.

Akito Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Alec Lightwood (The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Books Based)

Angel Devil (Chainsaw Man)

Ariana Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

Bella Swan (Twilight) shut up i know

Beth Greene (The Walking Dead)

Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things)

Carl Grimes (The Walking Dead)

Constanta Tepes (Dowry of Blood)

Gabby Kinney (Marvel Comics)

Gwen Poole (Marvel Comics)

Harley Keener (Marvel Cinematic Universe + Comics)

Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)

Jason Todd (DC Comics)

Kamala Khan (Marvel Cinematic Universe + Comics)

Keigo Takami (My Hero Academia)

Lizzie Samuels (The Walking Dead)

Negan Smith (The Walking Dead) closed to shipping.

Oboro Shirakumo (My Hero Academia)

Pansy Parkinson (Harry Potter)

Petunia Evans (Harry Potter)

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)

Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead)

Steve Rogers (Marvel Comics + Cinematic Universe)

Snorkmaiden (Moomins)

Walden Macnair (Harry Potter) single ship.

Will Byers (Stranger Things)

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Sorry guys I forgot that it was my dad’s first passing anniversary 🥺 So it’s been a wild ride but I’ll be around for real once i can catch my breath!

I’m on discord though when i get too overwhelmed for tumblr, feel free to ask if you want it!

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Peter: [pointing at Harley]: That’s the guy I’m kind of dating, thoughts?

Tony: And prayers

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Peter jumped slightly at the voice, eyes darting to the newcomer. He couldn't remember seeing this guy before, but he didn't really care. What did he have to lose anymore? Literally nothing. So he laughed breathily through his tears and sniffed. Peter shook his head, annoyed and frustrated through his pain. "I know that, thank you, she's my aunt." He closed his eyes tightly, hugging himself as the wind blew through his battered clothes. "was... my aunt. Parker luck is a thing, I would know."

“I knew May Parker and the last thing she was, was cursed.” It had been awhile since Matthew had last visited May’s grave but he tried to swing by when he went to visit his father’s. They had met through FEAST, working closely together to provide who needed help the most whatever they could; from a full belly to a warm bed to legal services.

Carefully making his way through the cemetery with his cane swinging gently back and forth in front, Matt was surprised to find someone so young at May's grave. Normally there was just a large blubbering man he went out of his way to avoid.

"She had a heart of gold and doesn't deserved to be considered anything less." He spoke firmly, though his tone was soft at the same time. Reaching out, he touched each headstone while counting under his breath as he drew closer, despite knowing exactly where the one he wanted was. Playing the part of a blind man was tiring.

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Peter felt his cheeks burn, throwing him a soft smile and a wink, "I know, I'm not actually mad. I just hate being left to deal with Flash." He scrunched up his nose, eyeing the doofus who was currently talking shit to some other guy.

"What happened, though? You okay?"

Toby held back his laughter upon hearing the reason why his friend was so bummed about his absence. Though, considering how touchy-feely the older librarian could be (and not in a hot milf way). “Don’t worry, I won’t, I promise. Scout’s honor,” he said as he slung his arm around Peter’s shoulder, “You know you can always count on me, Petey.”

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Peter frowned, he was so confused now... and he didn't know why it was so important that he left. His world had been preeeeetty shitty to Peter, so he wasn't in a rush to go back. But judging by the look on her face, his presence was a huge problem.

"oh, hey, wait wait, wait." He rubbed his face, sighing. He didn't want to stress anyone out, but... he didn't really want to go back to the loneliness and... lack of anyone who knew him. "Is it really.. that big a deal? I mean, I'm not sure how to go back anyway, but, there's not much for me back there."

Gwen felt herself getting ANGRY. Was this a joke? Is this the universe's way of punishing her for not saving Peter?  In light of the situation, it is understandable that Gwen is frustrated and angry. Now that she is facing the reality of Peter's loss with this Peter before her, she feels helpless and overwhelmed by her inability to protect him.  This was too much for Gwen, and tears filled her eyes. As she looked at Peter, she was reminded of her failures.

"I do, but you can't be here!  I don't know where you came from but you have to go back from where you came from. You have to leave," she said, her voice trembling. When she said those words, her heart felt like it was breaking. For her, seeing Peter alive again was an overwhelming experience, as she had never anticipated seeing him again. 

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Peter of course allowed him to sit, but he didn't move away in case he wasn't ready to stop being held just yet... he just looked so damn tired and he really didn't mind being someone's comfort pillow. He was always a warm kind of guy, he loved to offer himself whenever he had the ability to help or bring some form of joy. He grimaced a little, "You'd think, but apparently unconsciousness doesn't exactly count as sleep. I found out the hard way, too. Maybe I can help you sleep somehow?" He shrugged, then frowned a little at the... kind of different voice? Huh. "Uh... I was-.." He frowned, coming up with an answer, "I was working on a new blueprint."

Q paused for a moment as he tried to remember Peter catching him but there was nothing there. It seemed like the stress of this mission was really catching up with him and way too quickly. He would have to speak to M about handing off all decision-making in his department to R while he was away; this kind of thing wasn't maintainable.

"Thanks." He allowed himself a small smile and sat up slowly, not wanting to put any more onto Peter than he already was. There was a warmth in his cheeks and he couldn't deny it felt nice to be snuggled against someone so warm. It was strange how safe Peter felt when they barely knew each other. A hand came up to tired rubbing at his eyes, his glasses getting pushed up onto the top of his head so they were out of the way.

"I don't really sleep very well here. Though, I suppose if I pass out that'll deal with the 'I can't get to sleep issue'." The Quartermaster let out a small laugh as though that worked as a joke. He was aware of Marcus' irritation at the statement but was too tired to stop his host from speaking.

"I don't need carrying to bed. But I'll go sleep." Marcus decided, keeping his voice firm so that Q couldn't be able to backtrack on it.

"But... First... What were you working on?" Q asked, stalling despite the wave of annoyance from Marcus.

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Peter: What are your adjectives? Natasha: …You mean my pronouns? Peter: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Natasha: …I dunno. What are yours? Peter: Noisy and chaotic! Natasha: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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eyyyyy i'm back!! I figured shit out. I'll be dropping replies throughout the day, I need to disconnect from work from time to time ;) also I am FIGHTING the urge to make a Blitzo (Helluva Boss) blog holy shit I just love that DUMBASS so MUCH

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I’m alive sorry got thrown into shit 🥲 but it’s not gonna be much longerrr please hold