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everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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this is their foreplay

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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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friend: so who’s your celebrity crush?

me: are you sure your ready for this conversation

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when someone says "why would you want a physical copy of that? you can just stream it" i physically recoil. a feeling of dread comes over me like an evil spirit just passed through my body

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Just popping in to tell you that I love your username

Okay byeeeee

much appreciated!

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johnny knoxville on steve-o's wild ride 🎙️

(i got distracted)

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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life

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some ‘99 james from my copy of messengers <3

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microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)

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I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied