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Get womaned

Whenever someone says “womanizer” I think of a cartoony death ray that makes people into women

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Edit: apparently the video was blocked so here is another one

THE OG TOH PILOT LEAKED

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Whenever someone says “womanizer” I think of a cartoony death ray that makes people into women

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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Hey guys look what I got

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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reblog and add a new letter, let’s see what words we can spell out

i’ll start: s

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Jokes aside, that bird constantly trying to make me turn on notifications or something adjacent whenever I use the app is getting on my nerves. Does anyone have any recommendations for free language learning apps that are not as obnoxious?

Duolingo needs to stop telling me to turn on notifications. I have that little green bastard turned off for a reason

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[ID: tweet from Ygrene that says “remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every vhs tape, that was pretty cool” End ID]

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[First Image ID: Excerpt from an article titled “Kentucky Is About to Pass the Cruelest Criminal-Justice Bill in America.” The excerpt reads “On March 14, the Kentucky Senate Judiciary Committee voted to approve HB 5, the "Safer Kentucky Act." The legislation will now head to the Senate floor for a vote, and it will almost certainly pass. The 78-page bill criminalizes homelessness and decriminalizes the use of deadly force against individuals engaging in "unlawful camping." Under this law, if a property owner believes an unhoused trespasser is attempting to commit a felony or attempting to "dispossess" them, they can shoot the homeless person.

That's not all. "Really, this is like 20 bills packed into one," Kaylee Raymer, a criminal-justice policy analyst at the Kentucky Center for Economic Policy, told us. A slew of "tough on crime" policies would create or enhance penalties for sleeping in your car, damaging your apartment while moving out, or fleeing from police. It will institute a three-strike rule, where the third strike is either a mandatory life sentence or execution. The result will be more people in prison for a longer time. The bill is a rewind to the failed policies of the 1990s.” End ID]

[Second Image ID: a tweet from DarrigoMelanie that says “Wages are kept low. Housing and healthcare are made unaffordable. Homelessness is criminalized and politicized. All we see are fear mongering stories about homeless people, but never the stories of the greedy CEOs that put them there or the politicians who do nothing about it.” End ID]

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One day I hope to go back to blocking people for bad takes on blorbos rather than bad takes on jews

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I cannot deal with social situation I will disintegrate actually

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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the media has been referring to tee by his deadname and there has been little discussion of his death.

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Same place where they cut down all the trees but one and put a “no climbing” sign on it. What do kids even do anymore

I saw a playground with a sign that said “no running.” We live in a dystopia