wandaslamb
wandaslamb
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wandaslamb · 1 day ago
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I SOBED
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Stepmom!Wanda x Depressed!Reader
(Wanda is very much just a mother in this one. I might expand on this in a different, more overtly romantic way, but this is kinda just a self-indulgent shit post about how I’m sad and I want my mama)
Wanda knocked lightly on the your bedroom door, cracking it open slightly to check on you after getting no response. She found you where you’d been for the majority of week, curled up in a ball on the bed, shrouded in blankets. She sighed. “Little bird, I can feel you disappearing on me.” She took a step into the bedroom, sitting down on the bed and gliding her hand over the lump in the blanket. “Any chance I can convince you to move this party to the couch? I won’t bug you, I just… I wanna keep an eye on you.”
You sighed and popped your head out of the blankets. “I’m fine,” you reassured her. It couldn’t have been a more obvious lie. “I just need some time. Alone.”
Wanda pursed her lips, chewing on the inside of her cheek. You had be alone for days now. You’d hardly left your room at all. And, as badly as she wanted to respect your wishes, she couldn’t watch you do this to yourself.
“Honey,” she started calmly, “I think it’s time you got out of bed for a little bit. Come on. I’ll make some pastina and we can watch YouTube on the couch.”
You furrowed your brow in frustration. “Wanda, I’m not a child,” you bit. “I’m telling you, I’m fine. Just leave me be. Please.”
She winced. You almost never called her by her name. “Okay,” she conceded reluctantly. “I’ll leave you be. But you have to eat something. I’ll make you whatever you’d like, but you need solid food.”
“Can’t I just have a nutrition shake?” You asked. Eating sounded like hell on Earth to you at the moment. There was nothing in the world she could give you that you would want to put in your body.
She took a look at the small trash can in your room. It was overflowing with Ensure bottles. At least you were eating something, but it was clearly the only thing you had in days.
“Not this time. One solid meal. It doesn’t even have to be a full meal. Just something.”
You groaned, throwing the blanket back over your head. “I’m not hungry.”
Wanda didn’t respond, just sighed and walked out of the room. She realized quickly she wasn’t going to get anywhere with you like this and her presence was just agitating you further.
She came back five minutes later with a large Tupperware container and a mason jar full of apple juice. “Bon appetite,” she said dryly.
The container was full of a variety of food, something from every food group. There was some turkey, two slices of cheese, a couple of crackers, and some baby carrots. You guessed the juice was cover some sort of fruit category.
“Eat. Please,” she said, her voice laced with a bit of desperation and frustration. “Otherwise I’m coming back in here, and you won’t be able to get rid of me.”
You sneered. “I hate you.”
“I’d hate everyone too, if I hadn’t eaten in two days. I won’t take it personally.” She closed the door behind herself, leaving you alone in your room.
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After about half an hour, your guilt had finally gotten the better of you. Wanda was just trying to take care of you after all. It wasn’t fair for you to treat her so cruelly.
You found her on the couch watching some true crime show. She didn’t seem to notice you’d come in, forcing you to shuffle your way over to her with your tail between your legs. You laid down on the couch, resting your head in her lap.
“I’m sorry I said I hated you,” you apologized shamefully. “I don’t actually. I was just…”
“I know,” she said with a sad attempt at a smile. She ran her hands through your hair, trying to soothe and reassure you.
“I shouldn’t have been so mean. You were trying to help. It wasn’t fair,” you continued.
“It wasn’t,” she admitted. “But I also understand that your brain is a pretty scary place to be right now, isn’t it?” She rubbed her thumb over your forehead as if she could somehow soothe the pain from the outside.
You nodded and curled further into her lap. She heard you start to sniffle. It was a long while before you could bring yourself to speak. “It hurts so much, mama.”
“I know it does, angel,” she whispered. “I know it does. But you don’t have to bear it alone anymore. I’m here. For the best and the worst of you.”
“I was better. I was getting better,” you cried quietly.
“And you’ll get better again. Just like last time and the time before that.”
You shook your head. “I don’t want to. I can’t do it again, mama.”
She pulled you into her arms, cradling you against her chest. Her own tears started to fall into your hair as she pressed her lips to your forehead. “I wish more than anything in the world you didn’t have to. But we’ll make it through. Like two cockroaches in the apocalypse, maybe, but we’ll make it through.”
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wandaslamb · 4 days ago
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my 5 year plan is a beautiful middle-aged woman takes advantage of me
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wandaslamb · 7 days ago
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no one asked but my brain rot is literally going “OH WE IN THE SESSION TONIGHT GANG GANG OH WE GOING OUT TONIGHT GANG GANG OH THIS SONG IS SO LIT CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW YOU BE LIKE GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG…. GNARLY “ don’t ask me why…
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wandaslamb · 17 days ago
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eheheh yippie :3
tagging: @softlymaximoff @mommyslittlebird @kitmoas
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tagged in something skibidi! but i screenshot cuz the thread tew long (search up aesthetic, song lyrics, and character)
tagging: @hopelesslygaysstuff @maximotts @wandaslamb
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wandaslamb · 29 days ago
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wandaslamb · 1 month ago
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Women old enough to be my mother is something that turns me on the most. Because what do you mean we can go out and everyone will think we are mother and daughter.
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wandaslamb · 1 month ago
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As much as it sucks to be perpetually in love with women who are way too old for me, I am incredibly thankful that my attraction to women is not dependent on their youth. I cannot wait to watch a woman I love grow older and more attractive every day.
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wandaslamb · 1 month ago
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i wish i know how to draw i have some ideas after playing date everything… 🫩
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wandaslamb · 1 month ago
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big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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i feel so sad dude.. these plushies (mocha and snoopy) are working overtime man.
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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chat i’ve become a ipad kid and i’ve only been playing gatcha games on it 🧍‍♀️
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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happy late bday so sad i missed it :(((( <3333
thank you pookie!!! it’s okie i wasn’t really on here that day anywho i was being forced to work at a baby shower… BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS UR SO SWEET MWAH MWAH
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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i dream of having a regulated nervous system
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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I need to bury my face in some pretty girl's chest (I'm sad)
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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Reposting every time I see it cuz it’s just so good wehhh
Okay but imagine this Natasha with this Wanda 👀
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wandaslamb · 2 months ago
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LUNA I KNOW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS
YES I DO
I DO
LITTLE WUNA I WANNA GIVE YOU A BIG BIRTHDAY KISS
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hehehehe thank yew
i have left over cake so i’m throwing a slice at ur forhead by the way
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