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guy who owns a really really old car: does this parade have a specific theme? actually i don’t care. i’ll be there. yeah i have a really really old car
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there’s a tumblr person right in front of me and i can’t do anything
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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house is a girl you have to take care of her
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
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i need josh hutcherson in a way that sets back womens right
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drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.
tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:

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Do you have any regrets?
Absolutely! Thanks for the ask
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sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see
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imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself
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concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it
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