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waking up like

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Inspired by this post because I learned is mostly canon that the reason all of that is called that stuff is because Dick named them when he was 8 and that is fudging precious.

Bruce: Okay, so what do you want to name the car?

Dick (8 at the time): Hm... You are a bat and you drive the car in your batsuit. Batmobile!

Bruce (blinking but not sure how to respond): We'll circle back, what should you call this new weapon I made?

Bruce holds up a bat shaped boomerang.

Bruce: It's a boomerang which means it will come back to me-

Dick (throwing his arms up eagerly): Batarang!

Bruce: Tsk... Okay.

Dick: You like them?

Bruce: I'm... Let's go back to that too. What would you call my hideout. It's in a cave, but calling it a cave feels boring to say. What would you, the 8 year old with an expanded imagination call this?

Dick: Hm ... Hm...

Dick walks around looking around the cave while tapping his chin.

Dick: I got it! The Batcave!

Bruce: ...Are you only naming them bat and then what it is?!

Dick (swaying on his feet with a smile): No.

Bruce: I can tell when you're lying.

Dick: Maybe.

Bruce: I feel like that will ruin the entire intimidation aspect of my hero persona. I- Why are you making that face?

Dick sniffles holding his down and about (pretending) to cry.

Dick: But you're... Batman... I wanted it to work with that, because I love you so much. I'm sorry.

Dick sobs, covering his eyes.

Bruce (straighting and feeling guilty): No wait, wait, don't cry. Do not cry, I'll use the names okay? All of them.

Dick: Including Batarang?

Bruce: If you could just-

Dick goes back to sobbing, keeping his eyes covered.

Bruce (sighing in defeat): Batarang it is.

Dick ends his act and cheers.

Dick: Yes! Batcave! Wooo! Woo- hoo!

Dick runs around the newly named Batcave as Bruce rubs his forehead exhausted. Alfred enters the cave with a tray that had a coffee cup on it.

Alfred: You caved?

Bruce: Don't- Don't mention cave right now.

Dick: Bruce! If we get a plane we can call it the Batwing!

Bruce (resolute): Okay that one isn't that bad.

....

Years later when Damian is around.

Damian: Why is everything just Bat and then the item?

Bruce: Dick named everything and it grew on me. He's pretty creative with names isn't he?

Damian shakes his head with his arms crossed.

Damian: I want to change the names again!

Bruce: First child got naming rights. You can start a contingency plan on someone though.

Damian: You're lucky I like doing that.

Damian leaves the cave. Bruce turns to his computer, but notice Dick staring at him teary eyed.

Bruce: What?

Dick: You still like my names?

Bruce (sighing): Yes.

Dick: I love you dad!

He hugs his father. Bruce pats him on the back with a small smile.

Bruce: Oh good Lord. I love you too.

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「Oniichan wa...」 by 八代 涼 (pixiv, twitter), translation by me

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i keep getting this on my dash

i don’t want to pee with you madoka

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URGENT SURGERY

We're out of the ER my gallbladder needs to be extirpated. They sent us back home cause we don't have the money to pay.

We need a bit over $30,000 pesos.

We went to a small clinic it is cheaper than the last hospital I got checked a while back.

Please please I can't stand the pain we have 7 people depending on me and my partner. I'm just really scared.

I'm so sorry I got sick, I'm so sorry I tried to wing it, I'm so sorry I got worse I'm so sorry I have to beg for help I know it's a terrible time to be asking

I can offer a doodle or a charm when I get better after surgery I just have all examples on my Ko-fi please check it.

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We still need help to feed all of us, pay bills, care for the cats and get the repairs done. Black mold is taking over.

Here's previous post for details and to keep track of our situation.

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its the morning and i am so so tired already i dont want to deal with this i dont want them to disappear but i dont want them here at all having to manuver around landmines is exhausting

Not my parent losing their shit and accusing me of bringing up the name of the other 'in order to control them' when they're asking why i didn't do a chore yet

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why is everything a personal attack? why can't they just give it a break? why can't they just let go? why is everything a fucking problem all the time?

Not my parent losing their shit and accusing me of bringing up the name of the other 'in order to control them' when they're asking why i didn't do a chore yet

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Not my parent losing their shit and accusing me of bringing up the name of the other 'in order to control them' when they're asking why i didn't do a chore yet

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What the POST THIS NIJIKA enthusiasts don't want you to know is that this frame is followed by the cutest little bit of animation ever assembled by human hands.

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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

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*swinging a pocket watch* ow hoyo you want to bring kafka back into the plot so baaaad

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the abandonment issues are bad with this one 😭

and I'm weak for characters like that lawrd, I love Mephisto,,,

I'm very happy for him finally feeling wanted and needed– it is a wonderful feeling and the fact that Iruma sincerely wants everyone by his side makes it so much better because I know that it will end well.

Iruma makes greed feel like not a bad thing

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Thank you, Ame.

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See you around 😔

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c’mon man, give him the cookies