wanderingsorcerer

[wanderingsorcerer]

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

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purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

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not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

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They're in the fucking wash 😭

so says the mage with no robes

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Good evening magical adepts, it is with great sorrow I come to you today. A member of my family and a pillar of the LA community has passed into the afterlife.

She leaves behind two beautiful girls and a community which mourns her sudden loss. Please like, share and donate if you can.

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Grief is so stupid cause wdym I can't just call you out of the blue anymore

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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

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I'm sorry, I don't believe that anyone who has read regularly since childhood would still count Harry Potter as the best book they've ever read.

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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imagine being the number 1 fan of an obscure, extinct fish no one really knows and thinking about what you would do to be able to go back in time to see one swimming in the ocean and then waking up one day to find out coelacanths are still alive right now

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Is big bird a dinosaur

yup!

I actually hypothesize that big bird is a late surviving direct descendant of Deinocheirus

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[wanderingsorcerer]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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happy pride to him