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Yilling Louzu are STRESSED

The almighty Hanguangjun doesn't want to go home! it's been a week since LWJ arrived at Burial Mounds and no sign to leave. WWX sure if that man didn't go home soon, Gusu clan will go feral.

Day 1:

WWX: I heard you staying for dinner?

LWJ:mn. a-yuan insists

WWX: ah.. ok but don't complain about lack of nutrients

LWJ: mn.

later that he know LWJ already brought a ton of food

Day 2:

WWX: lanzhan wtf are you doing?

LWJ: gardening. Wen Qing said you want potatoes.

WWX: ??

Day 3:

wwx: Uncle Four- LANZHAN? why? what? huh?

lwj: what's the matter wei ying?

wwx: when.. no. why did you change your robe? where's your robe?

lwj: got dirty. Uncle Four lend me his clothes.

wwx: your robe got dirty? why don't you go back home already?

lwj:...

wwx: suddenly ignore me- hey!

lwj: a-yuan called. I will call you for lunch.

Day 4:

wwx: what are you doing now?

lwj: prepare bath water for you.

wwx: ?? (he still go in there anyway)

Day 5:

wwx: why everybody so busy today? what's the occasion?

lwj: a wedding

wwx: ohh!! great! who's wedding?

lwj: us

wwx: ??!!

Day 6:

wwx: (wake up alone) what a weird dream. did I just dream that I married to lanzhan and we do-

lwj: (entering cave) good morning wei ying *smooch* I will prepare bath for you *smooch* what do you want for breakfast? *smooch*

wwx: I wasn't dreaming?!

Day 7:

wwx: (on top of lwj's lap) ok! enough!

lwj? what's wrong wei ying?

wwx: everything! why don't you go back home? what are you doing here? why are we married?

lwj: I want to be with you. I'm here because I love you. We're married because you love me too.

wwx: I do?

lwj: you don't?

wwx: I do! wait. I do loves you! ahaha! lanzhann we're married!!

lwj: mn. *smooch*

wwx: *stunned* you do that everyday?

lwj: more than that.

wwx: ack! I wasn't aware of that! prove me!

lwj: mn *take of forehead ribbon*

war is cancelled. cultivation world be damned. Cloud Recesses falling apart because their clan leader is too busy being scammed by Jin Guangyao. Lan Qiren lost his goatie. Jiang Cheng getting angrier. everyone did not survive. only wangxian and Dafan Wen get their happy ending. they end up adopting lan jingyi though. jin ling too cuz he's too afraid of his uncle. apparently they adopt all of junior.

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where can I find Bingqiu au/fic that Shen Yuan accidentally summoned Binghe into real world?

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I really wish LWJ was there when LXC called WWX is his only mistake