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Hey guys did you miss my au!! Did you uh... did... did u miss it... aha 🫦

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falling back onto one of the most classic ship aus ever- tattoo artist and florist

honestly i'm only doing this because i think it'd be funny to make Kokichi a florist, tattoo artist Shuichi is just a bonus to my tattoo'd Shuichi loving ass.

like hear me out- Kokichi as a florist is so funny cause i remember seeing a post i can't find now where someone talked about how in aus and popular media florists are always depicted as sweet and kind and soft spoken, but real florists are judgy and serious and will look at you like you're a fucking idiot if you dare suggest to pair two flowers they decide are bad together. Shuichi is who people expect florists to be, Kokichi is who real florists are, and making an au to reflect that is so fun.

you can even make it better by having saiouma be together already and that's why their businesses are right next door to one another, and the most of the au is people hearing they're a florist and tattoo artist couple and assuming they have each other's jobs because of their personalities and the stereotypes of people in their jobs

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if you guys were to make an au where Saiouma have their normal backstories but the key difference is how they react to/cope with their trauma- how would they react and how drastically would that change their present day selves.

by this i mean they obviously haven't become entirely different people- they're still them at heart- but they have developed into different personalities, at least externally. like a Shuichi who maybe became more determined or defiant instead of becoming reserved, or a Kokichi who became heroic or stoic instead of resorting to lies

i like the idea of alternate reactions of their past causing a butterfly effect where they turn out different by the time they meet at teens. this would also of course affect their dynamic as a ship too, which can make for interesting explorations of how these changes affect them

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“Danganronpa is the latest and greatest in Killing Game Entertainment! As they are the pioneers of their craft, they try to incorporate bigger and better gimmicks into each season. With the fiftieth season and beyond—the V0-series if you will—came the ‘implementation’ feature! As Danganronpa moved to virtuality to host their seasons, it became possible to program not just avatars for our Players, but false memories, talents, and personalities as well! All of this has allowed the characters to come to life before the audience’s very eyes! “See, there’s a special little agreement that one must sign before the game that’s part of the audition contract! It gives the Player the option to keep all of the artificial junk that Team Danganronpa stuffed into their head under the condition that they win! It’s an optional prize, but who wouldn’t want to keep their very own—very special—Super High School Level talent!?” A single checkbox makes Shuichi Saihara’s world spin. A single check mark makes Kokichi Ouma’s world break. --- Or, the killing game ends, but not everyone is back where they started.

After six years(?), I have finally returned to rewrite my post-game, saiouma fic which you can read [here].

The story follows, Shuichi Saihara after the events of V3. He discovers that the killing game was all a virtual reality simulation and all of his friends are alive, except anyone who didn't survive til the end AND sign off on keeping their in-game memories before the game has been reverted to their pre-game state.

It's a story of self-discovery in the wake of an identity crisis sprinkled in with the frustrating romance of two teenage boys!

It's been an arduous five months of work, but I've come to deliver 60K+ words to you, dear reader! Even if you have already read this fic in the past, I would strongly encourage you to give it a once-over/another chance. I have VASTLY improved the pacing, plot, characterization, and grammar, and I'm quite proud with what I've been able to create! I used to be very insecure with my writing style but in the past six(?) years, I have improved in both my confidence and prose.

Give it a shot, leave a comment, and just let me know what you think! Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated and I hope to continue working on this after taking a bit of a writing break! :D

(Alt. Image under the cut)

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How to keep your worrying friend from doing something rash- sleep in the same bed

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me whne

danganronpa ship art is so funny. Like, the wlw ship arts are like calm, wholesome and just straight up cute. And then the mlm art is literally just them grabbing each other’s ass and groping chests and just straight up making out no filter 💀💀😭

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I'm gonna be changing the names maybe and definitely the dialogue to make it make more sense for the characters (like how he doesn't like lying to a friend lol) and such, but

This isn't going to be an animatic- I just wanted to see what it'd look like with the actual scene's audio playing over this comic I want to do.

The roles are reversed though obviously. Instead of the black cat holder being rejected by the ladybug holder, it's the other way around as in this AU it's hero Kaito who's in love with (and would confess to) hero Kokichi.

Who knows if I'll even expand on this at all :p I just wanted to throw my idea out there. If I DO make the art better for this comic then it wouldn't be all that much better though

(oumota miraculous AU by @beekindtobees)

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Where seldom is heard

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i've gotten back into theater tech work and had a fun idea for Saiouma in theater together.

one dynamic you always see in theater is the Show Director vs the Tech Director. the Show Director has these big ideas for what he wants things to look like while also being preoccupied with getting the actors ready, and the Tech Director has got to make it work... somehow.... despite the laws of physics and the limited resources

now i don't personally see Kokichi as the kind of person to do this normally, but between saiouma he's the more likely candidate for the Show Director. for those who like blowing Kokichi's chaos way up this is perfect for y'all, have fun tormenting Tech Director Shuichi!

Buuuut if you're like me and prefer him to be more grounded and logical- might i suggest him doing this anyways, but with the added context of him knowing it's way too much and pretending to be persuaded into something more logical that was actually he real plan with the intent of messing with Shuichi? until he catches on at least. who knows, maybe he's trying to gauge if Shuichi's on the same wavelength as him by doing this.

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Cue the 30 year old washed up detective duo ready to turn against yet another old classmate for fridge money hahahahahhahahahha

AU idea below the read more!

Imagine if Shuichi gradually lost all contact with his old Hope’s Peak classmates after graduation except for Kaede (who had to settle for being a piano teacher after reality didn’t turn out as she hoped) so he hasn’t heard from the rest in a decade.

Shuichi, now 30 and down in the dumps as a failed detective, slaves away at his day job as a journalist for a gossip rag.

But one day as he nurses his sorrows, an old clown enters the scene, accuses an ex classmate of being a serial murderer and proposes that they track him down together all the while describing in depressing detail how everybody else in their old class never managed to fulfil their dreams

Would Shuichi take his words for the truth? Assume they’re all lies because he really doesn’t want to believe that everybody succumbed to booze and cigarettes to get by? Well, he can only find out if he reaches out to their old classmates himself to know for certain :) (Which may or may not be Ouma’s plan in the first place)

Ouma: You should’ve seen him Saihara chan! Drunk in broad day light and harassing little girls for money! How far has our resident astronaut fallen~

Shuichi: I see you never really changed at all have you Ouma kun? I suppose lying is a life-long habit for you.

Ouma: You say I’m lying? Prove it.

Shuichi: This is Kaito we’re talking about.

Ouma: But when’s the last time you’ve seen him? Accusing me of lying without evidence? No wonder you couldn’t make it as a detective!

Shuichi: …sigh.

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DR Characters Assigned DC Roles

The main premise of this is that Shuichi Saihara as Robin 3 is both dating civilian Kokichi Oma as Bernard Dowd and flirting/being flirted with by his alter ego Stray. Shuichi has no idea Kokichi is Stray but Kokichi definitely knows Shuichi is Robin 3. What order do these events happen in? Who knows!

The Bats and Birds

Batman (The Bat): Kyoko Kirigiri

Agent A: Makoto Naegi

Robin 1, Nightwing: Kaede Akamatsu

Robin 2, Red Hood: Hajime Hinata

Robin 3, Red Robin: Shuichi Saihara

Spoiler, Robin 4, Batgirl (Batboy): Kaito Momota

Robin 5: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

Batgirl, Oracle: Chiaki Nanami

Black Bat, Batgirl, Orphan: Maki Harukawa

Batwoman: Aoi Asahina

Signal: Yasuhiro Hagakure

The Cats

Catwoman: Celestia Ludenberg

Stray & Bernard Dowd: Kokichi Oma

The Rogues

Joker: Junko Enoshima

Punchline: Mukuro Ikusaba

Harley Quinn: Toko Fukawa

Poison Ivy: Komaru Naegi

Blackmask: Mondo Owada

Penguin: Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Scarecrow: Miu Iruma

Bane: Nekomaru Nidai

Mr. Freeze: Teruteru Hanamura

Riddler: Hifumi Yamada

Mad Hatter: Angie Yonaga

Deathstroke: Tsumugi Shirogane

The League of Assassins

Ra's al Ghul: Haiji Towa

Talia al Ghul: Korekiyo Shinguji

Prudence Wood: Peko Pekoyama

The Outlaws

Starfire: Sonia Nevermind

Arsenal: Nagito Komaeda

Bizarro: Ibuki Mioda

Teen Titans

Beast boy: Gundham Tanaka

Raven: Himiko Yumeno

Wonder girl: Tenko Chabashira

Superboy 1 a.k.a Conner Kent (Supergirl): Akane Owari

Kidflash: Mahiru Koizumi

Cyborg: K1b0

Aquaboy (Aquagirl): Hiyoko Saionji

Superboy 2 a.k.a. Jonathan Kent: Masaru Daimon

The Justice League

Superman (Superwoman): Sakura Ogami

Wonder Woman: Kirumi Tojo

Green Arrow: Byakuya Togami

Aquaman: Leon Kuwata

Martian Manhunter: Ultimate Imposter

Green Lantern: Kazuichi Soda

Captain Marvel: Nagisa Shingetsu

Flash: Chihiru Fujisaki

Zatanna: Sayaka Maizono

Black Canary: Mikan Tsumiki

Most of these characters have been assigned DC roles based on their personalities, regardless of gender (except for Superboy and Bizarro since they're clones of Superman so have to be the same gender as him)! I included some Rogues, League of Assassins, Outlaws, Teen Titans and Justice Leaguers because the Batfam interact with them a lot.

In my mind, Kyoko Kirigiri is together with Makoto Naegi and has been for the long term but her as the Bat and Celstia Ludenberg as Catwoman share some flirtatious banter.

Hajime Hinata as Robin 2 died and came back, and when he did he came back different. How much you want to lean into Jason Todd's backstory or Hajime Hinata's and whether you want to include Izuru Kamukuru is up to you.

Kaito Momota may or may not have had an unsuccessful romantic relationship with Shuichi when he was Spoiler and Shuichi was Robin 3. This can be prior to Shuichi meeting Kokichi or Robin 3 and Stray could have had some playful banter going on during this time (this works because Shuichi actually dates civilian Kokichi, which could be after he and Kaito break up). Kaito could be with Maki now!

Yes, this character assignment does mean that Masaru Daimon is Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu's best friend. Yes, that is hilarious.

I was running out of DR characters near the end so I started swapping some around to find suitable Justice Leaguers. Masaru was originally Captain Marvel but then that only left Kotoko Utsugi as an option for Superboy 2 and I thought Fuyuhiko would hate her. So, Masaru became Superboy 2 and Nagisa Shingetsu Captain Marvel. Byakuya Togami was originally assigned as Lucius Fox, the manager of WE, but I had to swap him to Green Arrow because he was just too perfect for that!

I hope you enjoyed! Please like, comment and reblog. Your support is much appreciated.

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impulsive little saiouma doodle

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dw danganronpa tumblr i’m back

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