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OH GOD IM SO SORRY

I CANT WRITE ON MY PHONE OKAY

Whore????????

Help???? I can’t read 😂

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phoenix has killed a ton of Zoraxis agents, snuck into endless facilities, and faked the world out twice about their death

Agent Phoenix 100%

played hitman again and now i need 47 and Agent Phoenix to interact sooo...

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thsts not terrifying at all

will there be... mumbo angst... pleasee...

(if there's none dw ill still read)

volume 3 will be a feast for the mumbo enjoyers

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My power just went out and I'm so pissed bc I'm thirty minutes from the end of Kpop Demon Hunters and the fucking Plot is plotting

This is the angriest I've ever praised a movie

And I'm not even done with it

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New whiteboard time!!!

This text is a link to the whiteboard

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IEYTD Dashboard Simulator

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Istg I just saw a car fall out of the sky. I don’t know how it got up there. I’m just glad it didn’t fall on me and crush me like a cartoon character

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I just did my first mission and I already need a vacation

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I just saw a window cleaner at a nearby building break the window they were cleaning and then set everything on fire. Either that’s not a real window cleaner or that building needs to hire someone more qualified

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Update: there was an explosion. Thankfully no one was hurt but wtf

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If the bread on a sandwich isn’t at least slightly burnt I don’t want it

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Finally, an actual hot take

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Did you just

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TIL You should NEVER use an escape pod!

#0/10 experience would not recommend

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TIL Most crystals have a unique frequency that can be detected using special equipment. One of the most unique frequencies comes from a rare crystal known as kinesium. Not much is known about kinesium because it’s highly unstable and therefore dangerous to research.

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The train I’m on just suddenly stopped. Looks like I’ll be here for a while :/

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I think I hear gunshots. I’m scared

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THERE’S A TANK OUTSIDE I’M SO COOKED

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AIRPLNW

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HELPC

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OP ARE YOU OK!?

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Yeah I’m good. An airplane was shooting at us but we’re moving again so I think the situation was handled.

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OP what the fuck.

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🐝daily-bee-puns

BEES BEE LIKE: I LOVE YOU HONEY!

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Why do you always type on all caps?

🐝daily-bee-puns

BEECAUSE I CAN SIMPLETON!!

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Off on another mission. If I stop posting assume I’m dead

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#I just had all my hard work ruined by some random agent #they must think they’re so cool #and now I’m severely injured thanks to them #I should honestly just retire I’m so done with all of this but if I do I’ll be killed #looks like I’m just stuck suffering through all of this forever #vent #delete later

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Why are there so many fucking Blue ones

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HELL YEAH HHH TEAMMATES!!!!

IT’S THAT TIME EVERYONE ALRIGHT SQUARE UP!!!!

i’m gonna do my best to revenge everything so go ahead, hit me with your best shot >:]]]

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watcher grian jumpscared me

I forget you like mcyt too sometimes

You are the closest thing to an expert on drawing wings on humans that i know of. Please, teach me your ways 🙏🙏

a very very quick guide i slapped together for ya! tbh the best way to learn how to draw anything, wings included, is to look at a lot of references and break down what shapes you’d like to use, then just doodle like crazy until you get the hang of it! but hopefully this gave you a good place to start!

i’ve never made one of these before, so if you need any more tips, lmk :P

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Chapter 2.2!

Drawing cars is not very fun LOL, but Skizz on the other hand, very fun to draw

Enjoy!

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i will support you in this journey of madness, willow

Make the plushie

I am an artist with free will.

I could sew a ieytd plushie.

I have that power.

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guilty

Finally got the Zoraxis drip

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the couch of gayness Midnight Strangers by @seriouslycalamitous

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Finally got the Zoraxis drip

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This day, 2 years ago, my best friend died. He got hit by a car. He was a cat. Still he was my best friend.

Rest in peace, Findus.

I still love you, I promise.

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Hello!!! I was wondering if for the I expect you to adopt community if I would be able to adopt a tiny Shawn from HR? Also I love your designs of Phoenix, Ollie and Matchbox (and all the others) so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i saw that you already had a design for lil Shawn in HR, so i hope it’s okay i mostly pulled from that!! and tysm :3

little guy masterlist

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Shawn and Roxanna | Burned Ties AU

Quick notes- there will be mention of a couple codes, being Code Ashes and Code Birdcage. Birdcage I came up with myself, but Ashes comes from @purplebehittindifferent iirc. If they have a problem w/ me using it, I will happily remove it. The Poll had Prism as the winner, but someone (I think @solhunder2 ??? Its after midnight sue me) mentioned Shawn in HR being more than a joke and I realized I really wanted to write him. So he's here too. Now onto the tag list.

Tags: @pandagobrr @warden-draws-sometimes @sleepywillowo0o @wyvchard @ghostlystarwanderer

Am willing to add people so just @ or DM me 👍

Now that that's done, I hope you enjoy!

There was an Agency-wide game of Assassin a while back that Crane still had a favor for. He called up the familiar number to the HR department, and Shawn had responded in an instant.

“Hey! Crane, how have you been? It's been a bit since you called. Business or casual?”

Crane felt himself start to get emotional, knowing what was at stake, but shoved it down as quick as it formed.

“Business, I'm afraid. I need to call in that favor after, *ahem*, removing Carrot Top from the Assassin game.”

Shawn hummed in understanding.

“And I can't thank you enough for it. What do you need?”

Oh he knew this would go over like a house going ablaze… but it's what he needs right now.

“I need my calls unmonitored for all of 45 minutes.”

As expected, he heard the man spit out his drink.

“You know that goes against basic protocol, right?! Are you compromised?!”

“Negative.” He was quick to respond. “But in order to protect an Agency asset, I'm going to have to protect my line… and therefore the identity of who I contact. We might have a Code: Ashes if I don't.”

At that, Shawn acquiesces.

“Then say no more. Good luck, Handler Mason.”

“Thank you, Shawn.”

Crane gives it all of 5 seconds before dialing a number that's still rather painful to use… but the muscle memory is there. He spent a good amount of time practicing this number for when the time came. He just prayed she answered.

It took three rings.

“Prism speaking.”

He sighed in relief, for more than one reason if he was choosing to be honest with himself today.

“Roxanna. Before you panic, I called in a favor. I have 45 minutes unmonitored.”

He heard a breath of relief, unmeant for his ears, but heard all the same.

“Be quick.”

“Code: Birdcage. I need you to track him for me, and get me any part of the layout I may have missed. I'm going in.”

Roxanna began to sputter before scolding him.

“Are you out of your mind?! It's been YEARS since you were in the field like that, Reginald! Running point and recon is NOT the same as active fieldwork and you, of all people, know that!”

“I don't exactly have the time nor the will to entrust this to an Agent I'm unused to.” He speaks firmly, accidentally revealing more about his attachment to Phoenix than he'd wanted… but it was too late now. He refuses to take it back anyway. Phoenix has had too many people turn their backs on him. He absolutely WILL NOT become another one.

He expects he'd rather die.

Roxanna is no fool.

“This is because Phoenix is my greatest creation. Nothing more. Got it?”

He doesn't believe it for a second and neither does she. But he humors her anyway.

“Of course.”

“It won't be more than five minutes. Good luck and be safe, Reginald.”

“I promise.”

The call ends and Reginald begins to forget the number… the phone was a burner anyway. Roxanna may not be Agency affiliated anymore, but he has no doubt in her ability to acquire just about any resource.

All he had to do was wait.

To make it more bearable, he began to fidget with a small plushie Phoenix had given him after his KBOOM recovery. He stared at it fondly.

Handlers and Agents were never supposed to get attached… but with Phoenix? It was inevitable.

He rejected any other option than bringing his son HOME.

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Poll Time! What Plushie did Nix give him?