wardenhowe

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Just had to set a firm boundary with the floating demon skull :/

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my girl fukawa (from 2024)

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i love fandoms where one side of it is toxic dudebros and the other just wants to see two guys fuck

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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

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A chart outlining how to keep Clan Lavellan alive

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far be it from me to deny the self-evident truth that tumblr is a white and racist website. However you have to admit its a little funny to be throwing that stone from the glass website with an integrated hitler chatbot

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Just some takes

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it’s kind of hot to want someone so bad against your better judgement sometimes it’s intensely erotic like knowing somebody is bad for you but you still want to huff the smell of their sweat out of a paper bag until you faint but you need to know they’ll never become what you need and as long as you make room for them in your life you won’t have room for somebody who will give you what you need

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FUCK mage and elf discourse lets get to the REAL meat and potatoes

if you make your choice based on arbitrary popular opinion i will court your mother. get spicy with it.

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"

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I wish we talked more about how alienating it is as you get older to have no dating experience. Everyone around you talks about exes and awkward dates and all the people that have asked them out. Everyone has funny and awkward stories of romance. And you kind of just sit there with nothing to contribute.

Eventually it feels like you're the only one who didn't at least try dating several people in your teens and early 20s. It feels like this formative experience that you're just....missing.

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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

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hey everything that has ever left me, can you return back to me one final time