wardenhowe
wardenhowe
don't like darktown?
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elisa, she/her mom can you come pick me up? there's someone funnier than me here...
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wardenhowe · 13 hours ago
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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wardenhowe · 16 hours ago
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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wardenhowe · 1 day ago
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you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society
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wardenhowe · 1 day ago
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‼️ Breaking: Cloth mother and wire mother have been caught "lezzing out"
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wardenhowe · 2 days ago
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I wish we talked more about how alienating it is as you get older to have no dating experience. Everyone around you talks about exes and awkward dates and all the people that have asked them out. Everyone has funny and awkward stories of romance. And you kind of just sit there with nothing to contribute.
Eventually it feels like you're the only one who didn't at least try dating several people in your teens and early 20s. It feels like this formative experience that you're just....missing.
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wardenhowe · 2 days ago
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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea
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wardenhowe · 3 days ago
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hey everything that has ever left me, can you return back to me one final time
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wardenhowe · 3 days ago
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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,
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wardenhowe · 3 days ago
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Manager i gotta Leave i don't feel sexy and free today
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wardenhowe · 3 days ago
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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit
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wardenhowe · 3 days ago
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yea in my playthroughs i typically go for a whimpering dog build
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wardenhowe · 4 days ago
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has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass
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wardenhowe · 4 days ago
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i want to continue clair obscur soo bad. but. my pc is covered in soot because a sort of motorbike spontaneously caught flame beneath my room last week and thus my room filled with smoke and covered everything in soot. waah
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wardenhowe · 5 days ago
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putting a show nobody cares about on your dash. i was born to do this.
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wardenhowe · 7 days ago
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Caroline Walker Bynum, Holy feast and holy fast: the religious significance of food to medieval women
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wardenhowe · 7 days ago
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i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap
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wardenhowe · 7 days ago
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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.
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