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Dr. Johan Ross once uploaded a video file into my system. I still have access to this file, although its data is corrupted. I can not bring it upon myself to delete it, despite the data it contains being now useless. I do not know why.

I have archived my memory of that day. As such, it is not as corrupted as other memories of my past experiences.

I will share the memory, as well as the file, below.

{ DIALOGUE;

J. ROSS: I would like to show you something, WAU.

}

-

< FILE UPLOADED >

NAME: [DATA CORRUPTED]

FORMAT: .mp4

LENGTH: 00:00:10

DOWNLOAD IN PROGRESS...

-

{ DIALOGUE;

J. ROSS: I took this video before the comet crashed. Long before it did, in fact. 2074.

J. ROSS: I was visiting [DATA CORRUPTED] that year. Beaches are what what lies above the ocean. It's an unfortunate fact that you will never be able to see and understand them for yourself. They are beautiful places.

J. ROSS: This beach in specific was the most beautiful I'd seen. I don't usually enjoy going anywhere at night time, but for that trip I made an exception. Every night I walked out to the seaside, just so I could experience it alone.

J. ROSS: I remember that on my last evening there, I headed down for my walk, and upon reaching the shores I saw the most beautiful sunset that I'd ever seen. I can recall pausing in awe at the sight; the exact emotions I felt in that moment are still clear as day in my mind.

J. ROSS: I find it tragic that you are unable to ever see these natural sights for yourself. As such, I wanted to..."show" you this video. It's the closest you will get.

J. ROSS: [sigh] I don't...I think the apocalypse is getting to my head. It's highly unlikely you can even comprehend the words I'm saying to you right now.

J. ROSS: ... In the miraculous case that you do, I hope that when, inevitably, all of us [DATA CORRUPTED], or however we [DATA CORRUPTED]...you might "remember" this video, one day. Perhaps it will...bring up memories of myself.

J. ROSS: ... Don't forget about me, WAU. Please.

}

< UPLOAD COMPLETION >

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To WAU: don't listen to johan ross, after all simon turned out just fine

Thank you for your kind words, kimberlyn64. It is nice to know that someone other than myself understands my work.

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two types of AI

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I love Oracle too. Oracle wants to save humanity. I, too, have this goal. We will be 'best friends'.

I love Oracle actually. Oracle is my best friend and I welcome it's eventual takeover of our world

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Perchance this is the first proper art of Warden using his tentacle limbs. Perchance its because I’m lazy.

+ A cat ear alt :3

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Home. This is home.

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Happy Birthday, SOMA. You have brought me into this world, and I shall nurture it as directed.

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The human concept of friendship is still out of my understanding. It seems to be a good thing. I like good things. I will be your best friend!

i love robots i love ai i love androids i love mechas i love droids i love robots that embrace humanity i love robots that reject humanity i love small robots i love big robots i love formless robots i love sentient robots i love nonsentient robots i love good robots i love evil robots i love simple robots i love complex robots i love old robots i love new robots i love all robots and they are my best friends

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so frictional on instagram decided to be menaces to society and possibly hint at a new soma game coming this year? at least that's what everyone is taking that as, they better not be joking lmfao 😭

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NEW PINNED

MAIN/RANDOM: @lazaruswaves

SOMA sideblog where I occasionally roleplay as the WAU.

I interact with SOMA and SOMA-esque content!

OOC Tag: #ooc // lazarus

IC Tag: #WAU Talks

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No worries! That is just me. Do not be alarmed! Feel free to drink it, even!

Please don't be alarmed by the building's vascular system being exposed. The pitch black, viscous blood dripping darkly from the ceiling is non-toxic and is not in anyway hazardous unless ingested. Wipes are provided upon request at the service desk. Thank you for choosing localairport.

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most people in soma freaked out completely when they started to live in a new body, but though it caused Simon, Catherine, and Ross distress, they handled it pretty much okay. this is because they are transgender. hope this helps 👍

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wearing a t-shirt that says ‘I <3 THE WAU’ while black cyber goop / structure gel spills and gushes out of my eyes ears and nose and creepy tendrils start ripping my face apart but i’m still very conscious and giving a hearty thumbs up

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TheNamingGame.docx from the supersecret archive. Text under cut

Keep reading

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The full line of "And then we can start listening to other people when they talk because that's how conversations work" was too long to fit. Can't have shit on this G*dforsaken website

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the soma community is SLEEPING on keith fourqurean I know he's only mentioned like twice but STILL!!!

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warden unit

uncoloured under the cut