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@wardowrites: @loudenverauthor While I slave away at work to provide for this family? Not all of us get to be laidback bestselling authors with the luxury of writing our highly anticipated sophomore novels in the sun.

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Soaking up the New York sun with Capote.

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@wardowrites: My baby looks so cute! The most handsome and adorable guy in all of New York. I love you so much.

@wardowrites: And Lou! You look like you’re enjoying your watermelon. Which is nice!

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Soaking up the New York sun with Capote.

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Happy birthday, Lou. Can’t wait to love you for the rest of them.

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The sun comes out, a golden huzzar, from his tent, flashing his helm on the world.

- Herman Melville.

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@wardowrites: @.talkvalentina Thanks, pal!

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POV: You’re watching me bomb my segment of the Fales presentation for the second year in a row. 📸 credit: @ivy.rogers

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@wardowrites: @loudenverauthor Thanks for being the only person who applauded. You looked really dumb but I was endeared as fuck.

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POV: You’re watching me bomb my segment of the Fales presentation for the second year in a row. 📸 credit: @ivy.rogers

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POV: You’re watching me bomb my segment of the Fales presentation for the second year in a row. 📸 credit: @ivy.rogers

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You coming too?

Well, we already knew that.

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... Wait, no, fuck. I entertained it for a second. I'm going to hell.

Hey, maybe she'll fund the big day too.

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I can't believe I'm in my whore era, that's so scandalous. Hester Prynne, watch out, I'm coming for your crown.

Wardo Martinelli, you hussy!

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Holy shit. Holy shit, tell him he's my mistress.

Oh my God. I'm texting Louis right now. You're wearing another woman's sweater!

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Oh my fucking god, she bought me this sweater.

Hey!

I don't know. It's just different. She's always... touching you, and wanting to take you out and spoil you. Oh my God? Oh my God! Are you her sugar baby?

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Maybe you're a little dick.

How was I meant to notice? I thought she was like that with everyone.

I should really hope so. How did you never notice? She's been trying to jump your bones for as long as I've been back in New York, Wardo. That's at least two years of attempted bone-jumping. Maybe you're not charming and she's just visually impaired?

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... You think she knows by now I'm dating Lou? I can't believe I need to go apologise for being so charming. God, my trials are never-ending.

You don't need to tell me! I'm not the one with the crush.

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Amy, please, I'm a married man.

There it is...

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Wait-

Good thing it's not Lou's posts that she's constantly under, complimenting and gushing to her heart's content! Let's have a little nose, shall we? Oh, this one's good. "My love". Baby? You're baby, did you know that? Wardo... "My gorgeous boy"? Are you genuinely this oblivious?

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Well, she can't like Louis, that's illegal.

Did you notice on your hard launch post she called Louis your "friend"? Louis Denver.