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Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

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i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane

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no one takes off their tie and wears it as a headband when theyre drunk any more whats up with that

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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

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oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

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solitude standing

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i heard the unmistakable scream of an ant getting shot in the shouldder

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rpf is so awesome because let’s be real none of these guys are having weird sex in their day to day lives but we get to imagine they are. With each other. And that’s beautiful.

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sometimes you do have to remember what does he do late at night when the world is sleeping does he see pixels not dreams

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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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wish you were here

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i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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something about backstabbing

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the 2025 homestuck renaissance is terrifying, like, do I have to boot up my laptop from 2014 and get back on pesterchum? do I have to figure out my classpect as an adult?