warped-door
rotating minecraft in my head like the blorbo
this was gonna be a normal minecraft blog but it turns out I can't be normal about minecraft, oh well. they/them, mid 20s, block game enjoyer
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You mess with the parrot you get the beak… I don’t know what that means
- Tango after killing firebreathman in a 4v4 that ended with the pink parrots all getting killed
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i stocked up on posts like this for desert duo
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Oh my Goodness they're adding more paintings!
they've even got a pack.png painting
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Mental illness representation on Hermitcraft
Joel - mania
Keralis - left handed
Etho - his setup
Mumbo Jumbo - has physicaly tied himself to his desk with safety wires in order to unlearn thumb-shifting. Seriously what's up with that
Grian - government worker
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and the universe said i love you because you are love
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Grian Learns American History: A Story in Two Parts
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1500+ fish caught, no mending
#what makes this extra funny to me is that my bestie (probably inspired by grian here)#challenged me to a Minecraft book fishing contest to see who could fish a book fastest#and literally the first book I got was mending#I used unenchanted fishing rod and it took 15 minutes#sorry grain I stole all ur luck 😔#mcyt
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The bloodied moon cried for you, but you only heard the stars
The weeping moon then bled for you, but you only saw her scars
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to minecraft's favorite cat - may there always be a spot on your best friend's desk for you.
2006-2024
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MINECRAFT WRAPPED
You mined 23,000 stone blocks
You crafted 2,560 torches
Your highest base was built at y=196 and your lowest base was built at y=-40
Your largest scaffolding tower was 97 blocks tall - that's in the top 0.3% of builders!
You got jumpscared by creepers 14 times and by random cave sounds 11 times
You were in the top 7% of Chirp music disc listeners!
You delayed building a nether portal for 5 days because it's scary
You found a stronghold with 2 eyes of ender in it
Your most grown sapling was giant spruce
You walked into lava 15 times and 33% of those were in the nether
You heard sculk sensors while mining and immediately turned around and ran away back down your mineshaft 3 times
You thought glow lichen was diamond ore 1,159 times
You accidentally made 122 dicks and 15 among us crewmates while building
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Jesus scar in my pocket were really in it now
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i'm fucking tired of everyone ignoring the state of the bastion. it is VISIBLY falling apart and everyone just pretends it's not because nobody wants to admit that the good old days are over. REPAIR THE BASTIONS
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sorry but this is a bad post. we literally have been repairing the bastions. do you think gilded blackstone just appears there? there is a guy filling in the cracks
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THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR THREE MONTHS
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i can fill in the hole i have some blocks!
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SNREEK 🗡️
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SNORT SHRIEEEK 🗡️🩸
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⚔️ HREEK oink oink SREEEK
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SHREEEEEK SNREEK ONK OINK OINK SHRIEK SNORKKKK 🪓🪓🪓
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