I gave up on writing the smut (for now) lololol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,, honestly tho, weird realization that I’m less suited to writing the dirty and more on poetic introspection. or crack. or angst. Comes w being somewhere on the scale, I guess? Gender-Neutral Reader on this one!
wink wonk for those who recognize the reference from a certain CLAMP work that’s been on hiatus for 3 years haha
Look, see here, you weren’t special-special.
If this was a comic with main characters and copious scenes of city-wide destructive battles, you’d be cannon fodder. The kind that would get their head blown off or just offed to display the sheer power of a certain character.
So yes, being relatively unknown in the sorcery scene, and having the presence of grass on concrete sidewalks was to your advantage. Nobody expected anything, nobody looked to you for anything (except maybe Inokashira, because you made the best damn pancakes in Tokyo), and you could freely come and go as you liked, except when extra hands and urgent missions were on the line, and jot down your name for attendance on every seminar, then skedaddle to play in the SEGA Arcades.
Painfully ordinary for a sorcerer, as you liked to think.
random jjk headcanons repost bc the last post didn’t show up in the tags 🙄:
kugisaki has flash on with her notifs + her phone is NEVER on silent (makes a big deal out of it too like “oh looks like i got a text!!!!” as if no one just saw the light show going on in her pocket)
itadori’s hair is pink bc he dyed it for breast cancer awareness month….didn’t realize it was permanent until sasaki asked why it hadn’t faded yet after a year
fushiguro is a light mode user,, BUT his screen brightness is always on the lowest setting—has to squint when using it in the sunlight
gojo likes the type of candies that make ur tongue different colors (he likes to stick his tongue out so he thinks he looks cooler when it’s like blue or somethin)
itadori still uses iFunny and hysterically laughs every time he opens the app
he also tried becoming a twitch streamer once—actually gained a small following b4 forgetting the password and locking himself out of the account
kugisaki is the single worst impulsive buyer u will ever meet….girl will buy 50 things while she’s out in the city just to forget about them all a week later
she also cuts her own hair!!!!! queen
fushiguro is terrible at math….do NOT ask him what 8x9 is bc he will get mad over it
gojo exclusively buys clothes from high-end designers that no one has ever heard of—will ask his students if they know the brand and if they do he’s returning everything ASAP omg he’s so annoying
he only has one pair of sunglasses tho and they were like $20 (def his favorites and takes v good care of them)
fushiguro however only has like 5 shirts, and they r literally all the same but in different colors
itadori = king of both losing and finding things; tosses his stuff wherever thinking he’ll remember where it is only to accidentally find it again months later
gojo has a driver’s license but drives like he’s in a fast and furious movie for no reason (swerves randomly into other lanes just to hear itadori and kugisaki scream in terror)
kugisaki has the worst attention span, i’d give her like 3 minutes max before she goes absolutely insane
fushiguro has the highest screen time on his phone compared to the others; man is averaging like 8 hrs when everyone else is at like 4, and no one even knows why he’s on it so much (it’s 4chan)
itadori’s hand is bigger than fushiguro’s despite being shorter than him (fushiguro likes to blame it on sakuna tho)
fushiguro has the worst handwriting out of the three—straight chicken scratch. basically hieroglyphics at this point. gojo makes him read out whatever he writes bc literally no one knows what it says
kuroo tetsurou opening spotify on his laptop and unconsciously looking for your username in his friends activity, smiling softly when he sees that you’re online the same time he is and going private to check out what song you’re listening to because you’re a friend he’s made in his 10am and he maybe, kinda, sorta has developed a tiny crush on you
⤷ { while out on a business trip, kuroo finds himself missing your voice and gives you a call before his next meeting. he ends up staying on the line much longer than he intends. }
a/n: every time i re-read this i keep getting the impression that this dork originally intended to tell you a few science puns before he had to go but then u know,,, things happened LMFAO ANYWAYS,,, i actually had a bit of fun writing this one so i hope i characterized kuroo well enough !!