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Ke$ha gets me like no other pop girlie. Who else is going to recreate The Last Supper with a bunch of the skeeziest guys you've ever seen and feature old men making out in her music video?

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Murph is throwing bad guys into the abyss, Ally is doing vitally important non combat things and Emily is doing a bunch of damage with a ship, welcome back A Starstruck Odyssey

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so... i lied 🤫 i cheated 🫣 i bribed men 💵💵🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑 to cover 🛌 the crimes 🚔🔍🔗 of other men 👨🧔‍♂️🧔 i am an accessory 💍👑👛🪭 to murder 🗡🗡🗡 but 🍑 the most damning 👿💀👹👺 thing of all 🤷‍♂️ i think 🤔💭 i can 🥫 live with it 🥱💅 and if ❓️❔️ i had to do it all over again ⌛️⏳️⏱️ i would 😤 garak 🦎🧵🪡 was right 💯💯 about 1️⃣ thing 👏 a guilty 😰 conscience 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️ is a small 🔎🔬 price 💰 to pay 💸💸 for the safety 🏥🛟 of the alpha 🐺 quadrant 🌌 so 🤷 i will learn 📚✏️to live with it 😒 because I can 🥫 live with it 😣 i can 🥫 live with it 😔🥃 computer 💻 erase 🧼🧽🚮 that entire 🌎 personal log 📖❌️👋👋

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no comic has disappointed me like Nyx. I was promised mutants trying to just live their lives and they're doing goddamned superheroing.

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I can't believe they finally brought back the king of space and his omnipotent boy toy just to make them vanish. And during pride month.

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they should let me write prodigy. i could do so much with bisexual guy who knows everything everyone he's ever met knows and is destined to one day become a helpful eldritch abomination that looks like a different superhero. marvel let me in.

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Hot take but I think protests against the USGestapo coming for your neighbors should be violent.

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WE'RE GETTING A GO FOR IT NAKAMURA ANIME???????????? WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME?????????

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Adults is Broad City for the 2020s.

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I hate that I find fuckboi ares hot

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not gonna lie i thought undertale was mid af

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99% of labor parties give up just one rightward shift before eternal majority government

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yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

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Why is Jasper Fforde so horny for humans with alternate biology?

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Nothing will ever sully the Murderbot tv show in my eyes because my mother asked me to teach her how to use illegal streams so she could watch it.