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I'm all in on Daggerheart because I'm a slut for d12s

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I'm convinced nobody on this site paid attention in class. This is literally how I've seen integrals described in every Calc class I've been in, both in high school and college.

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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It's so fucking frustrating trying to talk about palestine with people who are convinced that October 7th happened for no reason and that the Israel palestine conflict is thousands of years old. Like why are people so convinced that Arabs are just violent maniacs and that colonialism and its violence are non-factors in middle eastern conflict?

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I think they should have transitioning for cis people where you just start going by a new name and radically change your personal presentation. It would be so fucking trendy with annoying tiktokers.

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Sometimes a family is a man running around in his boxers, his cat, his cat's pet dinosaur, a sentry turret, the sentry turret's lisa-frank tiger boyfriend, a pharmacist bird that's rarely a bird, a sex doll head possessed by a god, a sexy old lady, a formerly vegan vampire, the vampire's goat son, a scary butterfly, a rock, a bunch of other rocks, a shapeshifting prostitute, her fiance, her fiance's bff, literal crocodile dundee, a bunch of disabled children, a handful of non-disabled children, a sexy fish, the sexy fish's tattoos, a non-sexy fish, mrs. conan the barbarian, a literal demon, her kung fu brother, their friend who's just some guy, a metal crab, and a galactic superstar crab with a horrifically great rack.

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Tumblr will call something amazing queer media and you look into it and it's the most boring, saccharine, conflictless, unexamined shit you've ever seen.

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My hope for this arc of the wizard the witch and the wild one is for Suvi to give bad advice to Ame regarding the conclave on account of terminally being a wizard and ame taking the advice even though she knows it's bad in an attempt to atone for the whole citadel fiasco and then the whole thing blows up in their faces and Eursalon and the fox have a nice snack

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there’s something that’s incredible about the intersectionality and flexibility of werewolves as metaphor.

anger issues? werewolf. intrusive thoughts? werewolf. unresolved trauma? werewolf. rejection by society? werewolf. autism? werewolf. transgenderism? werewolf. queer expression of any sort? werewolf. plurality? werewolf. dissociation? werewolf. repression of any sort? werewolf. abuse cycles? werewolf. emotion so strong it physically changes you? werewolf!!!

really doing it all

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My favorite 5e bitch move is taking Eldritch Adept: Fiendish Vigor on blood hunters so that they can activate their blood rite immediately after finishing a rest and don't have to worry about getting a boo-boo.

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Say what you want about the 2023 Shakespeare in The Park production of Hamlet, but the choices made in that play WORKED. Having Hamlet wear a black hoodie and camo pants and him dramatically putting his hood up when he was pissed off was inspired. Having Horatio video tape Claudius on an iPhone camera from the side of the stage during the play within the play was hilarious. Having the play within the play be a hip hop dance number that represented the murder!?! Fantastic. Having Ophelia be a singer before she went mad and having a beautiful voice that everyone loved to listen to and then seeing her singing get worse and worse as she got nearer to death?!?! Hamlet pulling out his iphone after killing Polonius to show his mom a picture of his dad compared to a picture of Claudius and angrily swiping back and forth between the two as he said “What judgement would step from this… to this?” The crowd fucking lost it every time. Horatio singing to Hamlet as he died made me fully sob every time. The way they did the ghost on stage was so chilling and I can’t even accurately describe it, you just had to be there. Hamlet being deeply exasperated the entire time was just perfect. Hamlet and Horatio had a secret handshake. Laertes inexplicably carried an acoustic guitar case for much of the play which was very funny but also hit you with the heartbreaking implication that he had used to play while Ophelia sang and he stopped carrying it after she died. It was peak teenage-angst-hamlet and it was so dear to me. PLEASE if anyone has a recording, send it to me.

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They need to make Starstruck Odyssey S2, Brennan and the Intrepid Heroes yearn for ship combat. They need enrichment.

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lol, matt called deni$e toxic

And Aimee called her the best toxic thing to happen to Dariax and she was right!

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They need to sending Deni$e to tell her to go pick up her man in Zephra.

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Desperately need Aabria and Aimee to have a “Real Housewives of Exandria” series or just a podcast where they gossip about things real or improv-ed

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Matt: "We need Robbie back, I need you to blow up that group you poured all your heart and soul and love into."

Aabria: "...Sure, love it, I can't wait to make it as traumatizing as possible."

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Can I be controversial for one sec