wastefellow
wastefellow
Make Spells Not War
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wastefellow · 28 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 33 minutes ago
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talking about everyday things the way anti-sex weirdos talk about "porn addiction". oh you like to "take a nice walk outside"? don't you know that floods your brain with the addictive chemical dopamine, which is literally stronger than heroin? and you try to do it every day? that's. not. normal. i can't believe people try to justify and excuse this and act like Taking-A-Nice-Walk-Addiction isn't real
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wastefellow · 33 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 36 minutes ago
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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”
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wastefellow · 36 minutes ago
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i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life
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wastefellow · 37 minutes ago
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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wastefellow · 38 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 41 minutes ago
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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wastefellow · 44 minutes ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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wastefellow · 45 minutes ago
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Why would they do this? They actually made the front entrance into a side.
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wastefellow · 50 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 51 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 52 minutes ago
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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
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wastefellow · 52 minutes ago
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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.
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wastefellow · 53 minutes ago
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weird kids best friends
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wastefellow · 54 minutes ago
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wastefellow · 56 minutes ago
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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