wateringthemelon

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hes a poet

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i am going to fucking Cry

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What the hell… 😭

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

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The European mind cannot comprehend what it was like to be a person who'd only had Hershey bullshit chocolate my entire life and then have European chocolate for the very first time and it made me realize why people were acting like that in the Willy Wonka movies

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BECAUSE A CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION WHERE THE HAMMERS FLY EVERYWHERE KILLED MY GRANDMA

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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

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Podlaska kultura mnie zachwyca.

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He’s dead!🎉

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GEN V (2023— ) S01E05, Welcome to the Monster Club

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“I want Derek in a crop top.” She’s just like us fr

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LIZZE⁉️