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is there a vanguard WhatsApp chat powerburial wasn't invited to or something lmao

only for fellow marxists:

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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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and more to the point, we don't believe in equality of power for a good reason; communism is achieved firstly through the dominance of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie. "Believe" anything you want, it doesn't change that we currently live under bourgeois dictatorships. You think the ruling classes will share power with you because you really believe in equality? You think the age-old antagonisms between classes will be resolved like this?

irt the meme that's like "a socialist who isn't an anarchist is a socialist who believes in equality in all things except power, and therefore believes in nothing" - barely worth debunking, cmon, idc if anarchists think we believe in nothing; marxism isn't a religion 🥱

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irt the meme that's like "a socialist who isn't an anarchist is a socialist who believes in equality in all things except power, and therefore believes in nothing" - barely worth debunking, cmon, idc if anarchists think we believe in nothing; marxism isn't a religion 🥱

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assigning fursonas to ur non furry friends is so fun. get Beast'd loser

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Putting powdered sugar on the post below

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A PLA horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion whilst aiming a Kalashnikov during a nuclear weapons test, 1964

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Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

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I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what

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Man, i love looking at classified government documents

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

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