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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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"Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy's a lost cause. "

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you know where to find me

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— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries

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Im gonna kill you soon

Thanks man

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*casts fireball*

*casts fireball*

*casts fireball*

*casts thunderwave*

*casts fireball*

*casts magic missile, 3rd level*

*casts ice storm, 4th level*

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Angels are everywhere. Transmission towers. Telephone poles. Cable cars. Trains. Road tunnels. Computers and Supercomputers. Synthesisers. Circuit boards. Robots and AI.

We are the gods and these are our angels.

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my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

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my new whatever. his whole thing was being a chill guy that lowkey has seen better days