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My favorite cotton candy cookie ships!

Part four

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They keep on giving me cured meats

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I accidentally derailed a book discussion because the prof asked what we thought about it, and I said “at one point the author says ‘raccoons the size of huskies. which is a seriously big raccoon.”

and everyone started moving their arms to approximate the size of a husky and frowning. and I was like “because huskies are mostly leg, but raccoons are mostly body, so a raccoon scaled that large would be like a bear.” and then the prof said that he liked the ‘raccoons the size of huskies’ line, and tried to move on, and I interrupted again with “but that’s so big!”

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Thinkin bout, just kinda fuckin around for a bit

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no id needed, just wanted to show this firefly who flew in during one of my shifts last week!! tried to get him outside but he just wouldnt </3 suffered an unfortunate fate called My Coworker's Shoe..

Sorry but what kind of sicko kills a firefly?

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White boys looooove slurping down their green slop

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@eekoboy7

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Buttermilk Cookie did nothing wrong.

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SO THE JAGAE AND MANJU UPDATE HUH!

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I love it when people who don’t take meds are in charge of characters that take pills. Just saw an animation where the main character took four pills, poured them directly out of the bottle and into their mouth, entirely dry and the pills were roughly human eye sized.

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I have evolved from pathetically lying on the bathroom floor to pathetically lying on the living room couch, progress!

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one of the best things about uma musume is how all of the horses are kinda weird or dumb in an endearing way. like even the most determined and serious horse will eventually be found somewhere on campus staring at the vending machine looking confused and when you talk to her she'll say "where do these drinks come from? there's no clear sign of entry... could it be divine providence?" or have a training event where she says something like "how do hot dogs survive in the wild with no limbs or eyes? the urge to survive must be strong... i want to get stronger too, like the hot dog." (strength went up!)

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Ouhg

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I hate the simulation theory so much, it’s like God but you just remove all the whimsy

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Why did no one tell me that the protagonist of NI No Kuni 2 was Ronald Regan?

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Art coming NEVER I'm Going to sit on my computer all day and Post About Bugs.... I DECIEVED you all!

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I do think the only way to fix Longan’s broken brain is for TK to bully them relentlessly for roughly 2-8 months or centuries straight