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Guess who just beat the Roaring Knight hitless for the first time?? 😎😎😎😎😎

Not me. This is from Lord of Karma on YouTube. No clue who this person is. Congrats though, ig.

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What if robots had fingers? Turns out they do. And they're coming for you at an alarming rate. Anyways, someone asked for this and I don't know if the answer got posted so here's this for you. If my answer did get posted then hooray! You get two videos. I'll work more on it later.

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This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

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Met a bunch of bugs and I guess I was just in the right place at the right time because they decided to hand over a million dollars in quarters and nickels to me. Call that a coin cede ants.

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quitting learning to draw and learning to make robots in fusion 360 baby can i get a hell yeah look at that leg there's gonna be 4 of them and they're gonna be cool. He's gonna be a spindly construction bot with a claw arm cuz he's just awesome like that.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I work in a coin factory.

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run Confirmed (x)

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Day 4 of making an attempt to learn to draw

Haha you know what they say "not everyone can be a winner. Especially not this guy" and then they gesture to me with their heads and giggle like schoolgirls as if I can't understand what they're saying. Anyways, fun fact: Robot not easier to draw. Robot equally annoying and frustrating to draw.

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Chekhov's Gun: Every introduced element will be used Murphy's Law: What can go wrong will go wrong Schrodinger's Cat: If you put a cat in a box with a poison and close the box the cat is both alive and dead Chekhov's Law: Every introduced element will go wrong Murphy's Cat: What can go wrong has simultaneously already gone wrong and will never go wrong Schrodinger's Gun: If you put a cat in a box and introduce the element to the cat then the cat and the object will be both acquainted and strangers Chekhov's Cat: Every cat will be introduced Murphy's Gun: Every introduced element will go wrong Schrodinger's Law: If you put a cat in a box with a poison it will go wrong Tchaikovsky's Cannons: Cannon

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I love jojo haha yay!! I didn't draw them I just coloured them in because someone didn't wanna get doxed but I'm not lying by omission by not crediting someone.

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The aliens injected funny steroids straight into my parabellum, the thing in my brain. It's right behind the hippocampus if you must know, it produces the funny hormones.

my alien abduction made me funny

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What even is hair? How does it work? Why does it look like ass when I try and draw it? Where did everything go wrong? Is it bedtime yet? Is school over yet? Is it all over yet? Can I go home?

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Heeheehee yay happy birthday in 2 days!

life is kind of awesome when you have a buddy

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Man who tf am I kidding, I can't learn to draw.

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Learning to draw can't be THAT hard... right...? right?

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they should hunt you for sport

They couldn't catch me.