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i'm 'one of the guys.' not in a pick me way but in a vaguely transgender way

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baby i can regress in ways they technically have not even invented yet

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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Angela Girratana is like the princess of Smosh to me

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I'm going to [remembers jokes about harming myself only serve to worsen my mental health and hurt those closest to me] improve and try to better myself as a person (said in the most exasperated and annoyed tone possible while violently rolling my eyes but also still completely genuinely)

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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come on americans, help a girl out

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First Felon wasting tax dollars. DOGE is a joke.

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

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Whenever Josh Groban is mentioned, my brain plays these two iconic musical television moments at exactly the same time:

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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me: man i wish there was something funny on tv

four middle aged men from staten island that compete to embarass each other:

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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some art i made back in high school

Two Headed Calf, David Bowie, and a Self Portrait