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sings kelly clarkson off-key

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samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

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     nice

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He's not on the desk, this time -- he's hanging out in Iruka's chair, leafing through a sheaf of graded tests. "--hey, I don't remember learnin' this stuff in the Academy."

“That’s because you failed the entire module,” he explains, stapling some papers together. “It’s no wonder you don’t remember.”

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me: *logs in*

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[ruffles his hair]. "You, me, weekend fishing trip. What do you say?"

     “Yeah, sure— are you gonna let me try and catch ‘em with my hands this time, though?”

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      “---I think I can handle it.” His expression changes to something dubious, however. “If I’m bein’ shit-talked, I wanna know.”

         “ Are you sure you want to hear? The result may be devastating. ”            A smirk toys at the corners of his lips noncommittally as he favors            the usual straight face. 

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     He stares at the box forlornly. “ But--- it was stored properly ‘n everything. I’ve eaten’ other ‘expired’ things before. “ Cue the finger quotes around the word ‘expired’. “And ‘m totally fine. Healthy as anythin’.”

“It expired last year,” he replied, pointing at the expiration date on the box. “If you really want some, we can head to the grocery—and then we’ll clean out your kitchen, because hoarding old food is unacceptable.”

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winterace​

        “ You--- what? What did Yamanaka say about me? Spit it out! ”

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irukas​ (dad!!!)

    “ Alright, so-- yer tellin’ me that if I eat this, it’ll definitely make me sick?                       How d’ya know that fer sure? ”

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lms for a starter, scrublords

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I. II. III.

                           & HE WAS ALWAYS DISTRACTED                                                    BY THE VERY MENTION                                                                     OF AN OPEN DOOR

( & ART CREDIT. )

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take me out // franz ferdinand

and if you leave here you leave me broken, shattered i lie i’m just a cross hair i’m just a shot, then we can die

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    WHO KEEPS BREAKING MY TAG

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Karin did nothing wrong pass it on

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irukas replied to your post: irukas liked your post*makes a shooing...

rubs dirt off his face with a damp rag

      you’re embarrassing me, dad