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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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a simple, underground post office

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When you're doing quests and one of them is located at your enemy location

I personally love all these colorful lights! but I also love playing as florans and I don't think they would like anything hylotl related

(Starbound)

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me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took

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i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i can be trusted with prey girls in spite of my teeth i c

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anon submission

propaganda: “The special citizen is always having her grandma killed by robots and where she works blown up by robots. Fucked up how that happened to her”

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Lol my grades for last semester are the tumpet

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For all 2 jojolands readers out there

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dont take bird noises for granted

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i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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I'm teaching Belphie how to flush the toilet. I don't know why. right now he understand that he needs to push the lever, but he's not exerting enough strength. not sure how we can take this to the next step...... he might just be too small and weak.

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