Call me Salty | He/She/They/Any | 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 | Phantom Hourglass lives rent free in my mind at all times so I have a lot of feelings about it | I have other interests tho | Feel free to send asks about my opinions and stuff, I'd love to answer asks or discuss stuff! | Header art by roskii
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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad
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heartwarming: old granny tosses youngster around like a can of beans
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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women
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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building
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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion
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it is a start ÖuÖ
(deltarune)
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has anyone done this yet
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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?
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MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
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Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.
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Priest: "Bitches will literally sometimes need a snack. I'm bitches."
Congregation: "I'm bitches."
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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time
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