waywardsalt
waywardsalt
tired rat obsessed with phantom hourglass
26K posts
Call me Salty | He/She/They/Any | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 | Phantom Hourglass lives rent free in my mind at all times so I have a lot of feelings about it | I have other interests tho | Feel free to send asks about my opinions and stuff, I'd love to answer asks or discuss stuff! | Header art by roskii
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
waywardsalt · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad
11K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 6 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Saw trap
843 notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 6 hours ago
Text
heartwarming: old granny tosses youngster around like a can of beans
2K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 6 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women
54K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 6 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
18K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 6 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building
159K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 8 hours ago
Text
😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion
12K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 13 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
it is a start ÖuÖ
(deltarune)
2K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 15 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
made a comic
11K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 16 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
has anyone done this yet
27K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
118K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?
156K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
189K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.
26K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
Priest: "Bitches will literally sometimes need a snack. I'm bitches."
Congregation: "I'm bitches."
6K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 19 hours ago
Text
it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time
3K notes · View notes
waywardsalt · 21 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
68K notes · View notes