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#bringing back sister daniel sparkle on it's tuesday because i need it today#please Sister... give me strength to sparkle...🙏
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wait i missed something when did we find out they’re definitely going on tour
in classic ticketmaster style they managed to publish it early on their australian site, here's the show synopsis enjoy the psychic damage

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Phyuriverse Phil also doesn’t know what a diva cup is btw
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please draw more dan and phil kissing we need kissing phanart no one is brave enough now
here’s a cute fluffy makeout sesh i did as a warmup <3
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I don't really like the fact that Dan has said "areola" enough times we can make a compilation of it already
#phan#dan and phil#I rewatched some stuff today and counting with the new video it's at least 3.. like....
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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2027 please
I think the TIT song +dance should get added to Just Dance 2026
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dan_and_phil_2025_calendar_leaked.gif
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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.
Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.
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what was your almost name? mine was sofia
#I just realized it was supposed to be Matheus#which is close to Mateo and now I go by Teo here... that's kinda magical ngl#in the tags
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People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
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People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
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People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death
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Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Gays Against Humanity 2’
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when i was born the midwife went " :/ do you think we can put it back in" and then they started tying my tentacles together. which is pretty much why ive never been able to sleep without having a nice cup of hot choccy
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