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been thinking about this nonstop
"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury鈥攁lso traditionally of twelve鈥攖o arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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cold warter good, but oog brainfreeze
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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.
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What kind of biome would your blog be?
There's a small Hawaiian island the US military likes to test nuclear bombs in. That.
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[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" rewritten to say "You wouldn't download a P.M. Seymour" /END ID]
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I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"
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i would
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2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man
Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !
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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer
You want to get off your computer and go here.
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".
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