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Hello! Alex, 27, nb, they/them, french + english.
Teacher, crocheter, singer, writer, forever trying to create something. Ask me anything!
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
#at least the rick and morty guy had the forethought to use a thesaurus in an attempt not to get burned#i have not listened to a single song by miss pollution in literal years but i am enjoying this drama
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Campaign 3, Episode 92: “Broken Roads”
#orym is legit breaking my heart atm#the sendings to dorian#the interaction with liliana and him walking away from BH#his reaction after fcg's blaze of glory#(okay that might have been liam but still)#his brand of RP just hits me where it hurts every time#whereas sam achieves the same effect by being a little shit with a heart bigger than his teeth and a brain too wrinkled for him#liam just bares his soul to the world every time he puts a lil guy out there for us to see#frightening af
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
#i'm fine all the way to like 28ish depending on humidity level#if it's reallly dry and a there's a light breeze i can do 30 no problem#especially back home#that's when i'd ride my bike to the lake and go for a swim with friends#but 30 in Brussels is hell comparatively#so yknow
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
#how many cis white men does this girl gotta date for some of y'all to face the music#next people will be claiming she's an icon of ecology cause she only has 2 private jets#i am tired y'all#i do not understand why she has so much pull
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it think the concept of "touch grass" is dramatically underused when talking to conservatives and other nasty bigots
like yes chronically online leftists who forget what the oustide world looks like and come up with the wildest takes ever can and should be called out
but i see just as many conservatives who seem convinced that if they step foot outside their neighorhood they'll be run over by the down with cis bus
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getting real tired of people being like “this book, from 1503, is not woke, and so no one should ever read it again” like y’all just use some critical thought
#legit some people i have worked with have this take#IN A THEATRE#you know#the place where we keep staging shakespeare (totally unproblematic) and greek myths (ditto) and shit#the art form responsible for the concept of catharsis#it makes me wanna quit my job so bad#this was the codirector of the theatre my company's in btw#not just a stage hand or a young actor fresh outta drama school
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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#wdym??? what is this???#jon hamm looking gruff and fuckable???#daniel radcliffe looking sand and fuckable???#HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE#someone please tell me it's watchable
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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions
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gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it
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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
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I was holding it together until Matt and Liam started crying.
#went to bed at 1:30 last night because i could not stop watching the train wreck#cr spoilers#i will miss fcg so much#i also cannot wait to see what sam has in store for the rest of the campaign#liam and matt's faces broke me a lil#fare thee well robit
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i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room
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