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Update on this. Now in college, and fighting mental illness with a bat.

Full fucking offense, but it I survived getting stabbed by my (attempted) kidnapper, I’m not letting fuckin COLLAGE BOARD stop me from getting a teaching degree.

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Nothing like being overstimulated and sleepy and frustrated and than your partner starts infodumping to you about Tears of The Kingdom. It’s wonderful.

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

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Megatron's mass shifting messing up so that he can change out of gun mode, but he's still the size of a gun. Tiny gremlin, even smaller than the cassettes. The Autobots can easily capture just by picking him by the scruff. Some of the Autobots suggest just squishing him, but Optimus finds him too adorable to do it and instead keeps him in a little hamster cage

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Blorbo has been released

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actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

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What isekai story will ever be brave enough to tell the story of how the protagonist overcomes caffeine withdrawal.

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Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

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rb to protect prev from burnout

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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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nobody parentifies Raph harder than the ROTTMNT fandom

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"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

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You guys know what I want to see in Earthspark? No. Of course you don’t. Because if you did, I would’ve seen it by now.

I want to see the Terrans swear.

Not like, swear as in pinky swear, or I swear to god, or whatever - I want them to stub their pedes and say Cybertronian profanities, in the most casual way as possible.

Tarantulas would spit out his energon and slowly turn towards Nightshade when they said ‘scrap’ for the first time.

Wheeljack would try and fail to tell Twitch to stop saying ‘frag’ every time her rotors would get caught on something.

Elita-One and Arcee would immediately question where Jawbreaker and Hashtag learned ‘glitch’, while they shrug and forgot where they learned it. Arcee would just fist-bump them while Elita would let it slide.

Megatron, hearing Thrash say a phrase having ‘afterburner’ in it, would immediately send Megs to the infirmary, for death by old man laughter.

And meanwhile, Breakdown would be slowing tip-toeing away as if he wasn’t responsible for any of this while he was babysitting. It was Bee’s own fault for leaving him in charge in the first place.

Write your fan-fiction accordingly please and thank you.

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"which of the terrans holds their collective braincell" none of them. bee tries to hand one to them but they either don't realize its a braincell & ignore him or wander off before he gets the chance to hand it over

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Being transmasc and also autistic is pretty great but man do I wish it didn’t make me so hot.