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Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”
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MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
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things that are nOt okay:
going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)
talking badly aBout your kid to other people
insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back
“this is my house you have no privacy”
hitting your kid
compare them to other kids
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in case you haven’t heard it today, or don’t fully realise it yet: i promise you that most people in this world are kind, loving and understanding. the people around you want you to succeed, they do not want you to fail. your friends don’t hate you, they love you, and they want to see you grow and prosper. 
the world is not as bad as it seems. don’t forget that.
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I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
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the three emotions of the gay community
tenderness
yearning
toxic by britney spears
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i wanna talk about this shot
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we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 
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a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee
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911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny
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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
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King of New York from the closing performance of Newsies on 8/24/14! Plus a bit of the dialouge before the song because it’s adorable. Standing ovation after this song as well!
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let’s be real for a second 
when you’re a newsie, the woilds ya erster
when you’re a fansie, the ersters ya whole fucking woild
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