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push your thigh up between my legs when you make out with me
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Keys to a good relationship:
1. Communication
2. Laughter
3. Rough sex
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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
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top reasons to get married
Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
love i guess
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“I think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks, and scars are probably the coolest thing. You started with a blank canvas and look at you now, all this evidence that you’ve lived”
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“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story
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