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This should count as a religion. Just this particular panel.

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Ego, Miettam leviter pedis latere tangens: Mietta, movere, ne in te incurram

Mietta, oculis magnis: tu Miettae calcem IMPINGIS? illius corpori sicut folli calcem impingis?! eheu! eheu! In carcerem Mater conjiciatur! In carcerem in Mille Annos conjiciatur!!!!

Millions of thanks to @alda-rana for a much, much better translation

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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 313

Iceman: I’m not in love with Mitchell

Goose: You called him “My little war crime”

Slider: And smiled for ten minutes

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Anyone have any roosmav, slimav or cymav prompts they want to offer to my muse? 👀

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Reblogging positivity 😊

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Dipping my toes in 9-1-1 fics again and I find myself once more disappointed that there seems to be no fics where instead of joining the fight club during the lawsuit arc Eddie ends up street dancing a la "Step Up".

If someone wants to prove me wrong haha jk unless...

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I've been stutter-stop writing two different Icemav time-travel fics for over a year and they're driving me insane because they're refusing to cooperate but they're ALL CONSUMING and I can't write ANYTHING else while I'm working on them. 😭😭😭

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Opening tumblr every morning like, which of my mutes are thirstposting on main today?

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Doodle Time...

On a wrapping paper (mostly turns out best lol) while I was fangirling with @soronya 😁 I just say 'Puddingbrust'

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Maverick: I've got an idea!

Iceman: *Writing in his notebook* Wednesday, March 22nd, Maverick had an idea!

Maverick: *Ten minutes later* I'm out of ideas.

Iceman: *Writing* Easy come, easy go.

*Later*

Maverick: I've got another idea!

Iceman: *Writing* Today was a magnificent day for Maverick.

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top gun silliness

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WIP Wednesday, please and thank you:

🥳 Divorced Ice comming out

Wtf Alex! You knew Dad has a boyfriend and you didn’t tell me!

Dad finally told you!?!?!?! Jfc I have been literally DYING!!!!

Sam.

SAM

Sam

Samuel.

The guy is hot. This guy is so so so so hot. How tf did our FATHER find a hot guy before I did? 

Mom’s new boyfriend? Solid 7/10. Respectable, but nothing special.

Dad’s new boyfriend?!?!? An 11! Wtf Sammy.

im about to quadruple text you so get ready

Dad took me out for lunch for my birthday, and he gave me a NICE bottle of whiskey (it’s expensive af too, absolute bro move of him) 

and in the bag he also put in a box of condoms 

I said wtf is this and he said he owed me a box because he STOLE MINE from my room! (ngl I thought it was you that stole them😂)

the old man stole my condoms, alex!! the disrespect!

But also, gotta respect the game.

Lmao you arent gonna believe this. But when I saw the bf, it was on a saturday morning when I spent the night at mom’s and came home early and

they DEFINITELY fucked and the guy was sneaking out of the house because I came home early and he rode away on a motorcycle 

And I asked Dad how long he’d been seeing this guy. 

And Dad accidentally told me he PICKED HIM UP IN A BAR THE NIGHT BEFORE

😂 oh shit! 

Who tf woulda guessed DAD’s got game?

I knooooow. Who would have thought? Our boring old man. 😂😂😂I’m so proud! i really thought we were gonna get the lamest stepmom of all time.

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(Thanks for playing!)

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Ice doing the 'Your dad uncle had game' TT trend with his niblings and shows them this pic of what he looked like when he pulled Mav.

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Just gonna leave this here if anyone needs it.